shitting where you shop 

When you stop talking, dating or fucking someone that works where you shop. This causes the store to be off limits because you were such a loveable asshole. Re-entering the shat in shopping atmosphere can be sexually or physically dangerous when risking stop and chats and so forth.

I Shawn Dolina have three stores left that are safe to use do to "shitting where you shop". Since I feel no guilt I won't learn my lesson till I starve to death.

shitting where you shop by A.Dolina.Always.Wins August 18, 2011

shitting peugeot 

A road-rage phrase used whenever another driver pisses you off in some way, and that person is driving a peugeot.

Originated from a Youtube video in 2015. The camera car is following a Peugeot who is trying to join the M1 motorway southbound from the A414. Rather than accelerating to get ahead of the adjacent lorry, the Peugeot driver makes a misjudgement and slows down to a crawl to try and join.

Since then there have been several spin-off videos, all involving Peugeots being driven badly.

*Peugeot slows down on motorway slip road*

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* SHITTING PEUGEOT!!!

shitting peugeot by CycloneChilli June 15, 2018

are you shitting me? 

A more extreme way of saying "Are you kidding me?" This phrase is commonly used to express doubt, surprise, and sometimes displeasure.

Teacher: You got 56% on the Math final.
Student: Are you shitting me?

are you shitting me? by amc91 April 25, 2006

Shitting Duck 

When you are in a public bathroom taking a shit and someone else comes in and takes a nasty shit and leaves before you get done. You end up getting blamed for it by everyone that comes in after that.

"Man, I was at work taking a shit and Billy came in the next stall and dropped a bomb and left. When I walked out everybody thought it was me. I was a shitting duck."

Shitting Duck by kingofpc August 15, 2009

Spitting Biscuits 

When a girl has a yeast infection.

"Things were getting hot last night with my new girlfriend so I decided to go down on her...big mistake! She was totally spitting biscuits!!"

Spitting Biscuits by Owlcoholics August 6, 2014

pants-shittingly awesome 

An event so powerful and moving that it causes a sudden and terrifying eruption of the bowels

Have you seen that new movie yet? It was pants-shittingly awesome

pants-shittingly awesome by Brosef Dudeofski June 26, 2010

shitting like a demon

1.)Defecating in a violent, uncontrollable manner that upon completion leaves one feeling weakened, unstable on their feet, and possibly light headed.

2.)Taking a devilish delight in defecating including, but not limited to: turning and looking upon the feces (hopefully located in a toilet bowl) with disgust and satisfaction; hoping the person in the next stall is gagging on the resulting stench; and loudly emitting moans or grunts that could be taken for either pleasure or pain by those close enough to overhear.

I need to sit down for a minute because I just finished shitting like a demon and now I'm dizzy.

shitting like a demon by EmaHumongous305 May 18, 2011