smeagoler 

in reference to the character smeagol in The Lord if the Rings; a person who lurks, creeps, or wiggles their way into a situation or in order to get something.

That kid is a giant smeagoler. He is always THERE but nobody knows how he got there, who invited him; but no one really cares if he is THERE or not and no one cares enogh to make him leave.

I tried to smeagol a 40 from that kid but he would'nt share.

smeagoler by Claire Penhale November 13, 2007

Smeageldaggeling 

Pertaining to any sexual activity.

Yo I want to be smeageldaggeling her in bed right now.

Smeageldaggeling by Jesus Fromwayuphigh October 23, 2008

ragging smeagol 

when you deep throat someone and they say "my precious" as you jizz on there face

she asked for a ragging smeagol last night

ragging smeagol by anti_personal November 21, 2009

Smeagle

The hot new way to refer to a heroin junkie that is doing something dastardly

“oh my god, that smeagle just stuffed a pack of chicken breasts down it’s pants in the middle of Walmart!!! Someone do something?!”

Smeagle by Navillusnoraa November 15, 2018

smeagol 

1. (noun) A twisted, anorexic creature that desires one thing alone: the One Ring.

2. (verb) To be obsessively selfish or possessive over an object or person.

1. Smeagol WANTS IT!!

2. Dude, stop smeagoling my woman.

smeagol by DanDare September 4, 2003

American Smeagol 

One who shops at the clothing store, "American Eagle." Usually seen wearing khaki cargo shorts, a two-toned shirt, and flip-flops.

"Look at that American Smeagol over there..."

American Smeagol by The Rabbit September 3, 2005

smeagolites

The virus you get in which your cough sounds like the word "gollum".

My smeagolites is making me crave the precious.

smeagolites by Saruman's Army February 5, 2015