smeagle puff 

a person who has been to jail already for being a pedophile, and is changing their status by going for the mentally disabled children

you see that old creep walking into the special ed room? ah, yes! he is a total smeagle puff, for sure.

smeagle puff by Easy E fo sheeezy October 4, 2009

Smeagle

The act of shoving a pen, floor hockey stick, or just anything with a pointy end up someones ass when they are bending down. This dirty act can be seen while witnessing a Harney Beating.

Hey Joeseph is bending over, smeagle him until he cries.

Smeagle by W Tang May 19, 2006

smeagle

The act of having unlubricated anal sex with a woman and then having her clean off the penis with her mouth.

Dude your sister smeagled me last night.

smeagle by addy123 June 23, 2008

Smeagle

A really ugly/unattractive person.

when you see a really ugly person you would speak in the tone that smeagle does and say the word smeagle.
OR...........
You can just say I see a smeagle.

Smeagle by Norshell February 7, 2005

Smeegled 

To curiously circle your partners sphyncter with either the toung, finger or penis while whispering my precious...

Yeah bro that bitch was so horny I smeegled her into a lord of the rings style climax she kicked and frodo'd into a squirting wreck

Joe had smeegled the fuck out of ashleigh for a whole half hour before she was then gandalfed.

Smeegled by Lilvfr400boy August 10, 2016

smeagley 

wacky, stank asf, or ugly as hell

bro: bruh they as stank asf
other bro: yeah the smeagley as hell

smeagley by the hoodlems February 28, 2022

smeagle

Its a combination of a smut and an eagle, which makes a flying smut.

"Hey! That smeagle just flew over and sucked my cock, then left!"

smeagle by Jimmy "Bones" Johnsone January 18, 2008