Non existing 

My girlfriend

My girlfriend is non existing

Non existing by Ion bomb December 4, 2020

Sexistential Crisis 

Moment where you do not know anything about your gender or sexuality.

"I'm going through a sexistential crisis right now can you please advise me?"

Sexistential Crisis by sexistentialcrisisdunderhead December 21, 2018

Safe Sexting 

The practise of leaving one's face or other distinguishing features out of a sext, in order to ensure deniability should the picture fall into the wrong hands.

My boyfriend's phone got stolen by somebody in the school after we sexted. I'm not worried though. I practise safe sexting.

Safe Sexting by Blakeyboy93 April 6, 2011

Sexting Buddy 

Someone you always sext when your horny. They sext you whenever your horny. May involve pictures, may not.

Usually involves many winks

Girl:Hey Sexting Buddy ;)
Guy:Are you wanting me as much as I am wanting you? ;)
Girl:Maybe a bit more ;)

....

.....

Gets a bit more...detailed after that

Sexting Buddy by hannveggiefreak August 16, 2011

Sexistentialism 

A philosophy that proposes that a person should live for the moment, because when you die, you’re screwed. A big proponent of this was Sartre, Kama Sartre.

When a Danish philosopher has sexistentialism with you, you’ll be Soren the morning.

Sexistentialism by Jarod Kintz October 24, 2007

Sexciting 

When someone has the same sex drive and kinks as you, and it makes you wanna scream and cum all over them

Debbie: “OMG I love being choked to near death!!!”
Luke: “DEBBIE NO WAY!! I love choking people to near death!”
Debbie: “LUKE this is so sexciting. I can’t wait to be choked the fuck out!”

Sexciting by Clubpenguin August 23, 2019

gif sexting 

Gif sexting is where you are sexting with someone, but using a gif instead of words.

" Omg Becky look at this gif Jack just sent me! He's totally gif sexting."

gif sexting by Pandalove1015 September 19, 2017