SENILE DELINQUENT

a virtue-filled old person who is bad and naughty

" my dad's a senile delinquent "

by paul April 14, 2005

Senile denial

When a boomer fails to acknowledge a mental lapse.

The suggestion to inject disinfectant to cure Covid19 by our president, is the best example of senile denial I have ever seen.

by Professor grandmaster G May 1, 2020

Senile/dementia

At least 40 yea7s older than the rest of the mildrens parents and incompetant to raise offspring.

Dangerously uncool, causes shootings by police they "need" to insure.

Terrorists.

The senile/dementia woman is in the jail.

by Cody5050 January 23, 2023

senile sandpiper

a senile sandpiper is an old person who partakes in the obscure and strange act of sandpiping which involves sandpaper and anal sex

Gram and Gramps were being senile sandpipers last night on the futon.

by Rough Rick February 19, 2010

shop senile

When someone at your work keeps telling you the same story over and over again. They have told so many people they cant remember who they told.

Bob is getting Shop Senile, he's told me that same story about him being pronounced dead in the bathtub 5 times.

by Dullishpage January 17, 2019

sexile

To banish a roomate from the room/dorm/apartment for the purpose of engaging in intimate relations with one's significant other/sex partner.

My roomate is gonna sexile me on Valentine's Day so that he and Yolanda can have their hot monkey sex in our room.

by Oprah February 25, 2003

Sexile

Noun- Like “exile” but in the context of being exiled from your room by your roommate(s) so that they can have sex.

Can also be used as a verb. Happens frequently in college dorms

Yeah I’ve been sexiled again, Jared’s been getting so much pipe, kinda sucks to not be in my own room, but you gotta help a brother out.

Hey roomie, hate to sexile you again but Adam is really hot, and he has game

Hey Jenna, you’ve been sexiling me a lot recently, and I just wanted to ask if you and Theresa could do it at her place sometimes...

Aye bro, you’re in sexile too? Dang, should we just fuck as well then?

by Gottaketchemall March 12, 2019