counterproductive procrastinator 

(1). someone who is defined as a counterproductive procrastinator. They never do what they say their going to as a result of laziness and or just a short attention span.

(2). never following through on a task they have set for themselves due to laziness.

(3). saying their going to do something then changing their mind a few moments later finding every obstacle possible to feed into their constant laziness.

guy: " That snow man is giving me the evils...I'm gunna kick it's ass...but its cold out there so im just gonna play xbox...and the door is locked and im to lazy to deal with that tonight..then i'd have to walk..which is just totally out of the question...i don't even wanna play xbox anymore...im just gonna sit here. i really need to stop being a counterproductive procrastinator one of these days or i'm gonna get nowhere."

counterproductive procrastinator by AndiLeaMissouri December 5, 2010

Precrastination 

A behavior which is characterized by doing things before even knowing what to do.

Theo was a terrible precrastinator. His precrastination always caused big messes that had to be cleaned up by others.

Precrastination by Emperor MAR July 14, 2009

Procrastinator's Motto

"Why put off today what you can put off tomorrow?"

If you want something to get done, don't ask Bill to do it. He subscribes to the "procrastinator's motto".

Procrastinator's Motto by poppilopo June 4, 2009

Procrastibator 

A person who puts off doing things for the purpose of persuing 'instant gratification activities' instead.

I am such a procrastibator - I didn't get my assignment done all weekend and now I'm all sore.

Procrastibator by krakadoom October 21, 2008

The Procrastinator 

Verb
(the pro-cras-tin-a-tor)

A post-coital activity where a male finds himself relunctant to exit the spent orifice due to the excessive cum-fort , the male often holds on to this moment by distracting the female with a decoy.
To successfully perform the procrastinator, one might need to be equipped with a vivid imagination (e.g. 'Babe! I can't move because the fairy godmother told me not to'), a certain sense of cynicism (e.g. Babe! I can't move coz the condom is about to break) or physical characteristics (the obese are at an advantage here, as the women will not be able to push them off).

Example of The Procrastinator 1:

Female: ehhh... i think were done...

Male: I love you! (if said for the first time, this allows for maximal residence time in the spent orifice, with the added bonus of hugs and kisses)

Example The Procrastinator 2:

Female: Babe that was great!
(30 second wait)

Male: I...
(30 second wait)

Male:Know...
(30 second wait)

Male:Your...
(30 second wait)

Male: Eyes...
(30 second wait)

Male:Look...
(30 second wait)

Male:Beautiful
(30 second wait)

Example The Procrastinator 3:

Female:....
Female:....
Female:....
Male: Those roofies work wonders!

The Procrastinator by Its-going-to-be-a-thing! May 5, 2011

Pro-procrastinator 

A person that never lets you get any work done and gets you constantly off topic.

Steve: How did your project with Brad go?
Tim: Terrible, he's a total Pro-procrastinator, I'm gonna have to do it all by myself tonight.

Pro-procrastinator by Oldspice1234 March 6, 2010

procrastinator extraordinaire 

Someone who always procrastinates, no matter what the situation.

Jenny is a procrastinator extraordinaire

procrastinator extraordinaire by SarahE2009 February 6, 2009