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Poked the Yoke 

A trivial/small action done by someone that is the final and concluding act in a relationship/confrontation or event. It is also usually the tipping point in a confrontation that had been building ie. final straw
Girl: " Stop flicking me"

Guy: Chill, jesus.
*Flick*
Girl: "OKAY, thats enough!! You've poked the yoke, Its over. You have been constantly annoying me, way to clingy, you whistle off tune, and I think we should stop seeing each other. That flick was the last straw.
Guy: Uhhh, kay.
Poked the Yoke by Hunter+Jazz February 17, 2012
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poked the pond 

Fingering. The vagina is so wet that it’s like a pond.
I was making out with this girl and then I poked the pond.
poked the pond by Bitcchhhhh February 15, 2019

Banana Poked 

A man inserting his penis into a womans vagina
Callsuma: "Last night i got Banana Poked by Edward"
Banana Poked by KatieAtiex January 13, 2010

Coker Poked 

To experience Life-Altering or otherwise fantastic cunnilingus or intercourse.
"Daaaayum, Homie! Susan's walking like she's been bare backing a mechanical bull! That ho got COKER POKED!

pickle poked

Pickle poked is when your daughter is so ugly,she COULDN'T get laid by a bar full of sailors. That just docked after a Hard year at sea...Poor bitch has used up or destroyed all moms dildos and ass plugs..Now when mom wants a quick hard object up her big ass,she has no choice but to hope to get Pickle Poked.
mom.Fuck I should have locked up my Dildos, Now All I can do is hope Someone brought Vegetables from town so I can get Pickle Poked.

Spit-Poked 

Derived from Spit-Roast.

Two lads looking at sexy girls flirty profile on facebook and both poke her at the same time. You can then post on her comments that she's just been spit-poked :-P
'While at work browsing Facebook on our mobiles'

"Hey Dave" you seen this chick on facebook? wow! she's hot dude lets give her a spit-poke so she knows it.

(she knows who you are and that your both looking at her sexy pictures and she loves the attention of being Spit-Poked)
Spit-Poked by motostuff March 26, 2010
The female version of d wet. Penetration of the vagina.
v poked by Officer muddbutt July 5, 2016