Translation:

Spanish phrase that means "I'm your father".

Origins:

Says the legend that this phrase was created in the film Star Wars.

Uses:
It's commonly used to express power over somebody. Also said to imply that you own somebody. Usually said when you are trying to screw somebody, in a joking way. Can also be used to refer a third person.

A: Thanks for helping me out.
B: No problem, I'm your father (soy tu padre), anytime son.
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A: Hey son, bring me my coffee! I'm your father (soy tu padre)!
--
A: That guy really loves you mate. He does everything you ask!
B: Well... I'm his father (soy su padre).

soy tu padre by bebo p July 23, 2011

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South Padre Island Smoke Alarm

A variation of the sexual position "piledriver." During intercourse from a piledriver position, the partner being piledriven emits a fart and the fart is lit on fire (either from a heat source supplied by one of the two partners or from a third party) while someone makes the telltale beeping noise of a ceiling smoke alarm (again, either partner or a third party may supply this noise).

When the drapes caught fire during their second attempt at the South Padre Island Smoke Alarm and the actual smoke alarm woke every guest up, Carl and Carla knew they wouldn't be allowed to film their piledriver sex scenes in the hotel lobby any more.

South Padre Island Smoke Alarm by Cthonic March 24, 2010

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tu padre

tu padre is the Spanish version of a comeback to tu madre

1 - tu madre
2 - tu padre!

tu padre by yondufty November 25, 2013

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tuo padre

An italian way of indicating an ugly person.

"OUH! BUT HE/SHE/IT'S TUO PADRE!"
("ouh! ma è tuo padre!")

tuo padre by NabeProf August 31, 2008

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