turd in your pocket
Part of a sarcastic retort to someone who speaks in the plural form, when it's been commonly understood that they really mean it to be you.
Alice: Joe, how about we go fix the siding on the house?
Joe: What do you mean "we?" Do you have a turd in your pocket?
Joe: What do you mean "we?" Do you have a turd in your pocket?
turd in your pocket by ferrettt February 3, 2012
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