Organic

Going with the flow; being in an unforced mindset where the sensing of the present moment guides your every action.

Keeping shit smooth and natural.

Eric: "Hey Todd, that speech you gave was so great! How long did you rehearse for it?"

Todd: "I didn't rehearse at all, I was just keeping that shit organic."

Organic by Gritty1 October 23, 2010

Organic Spread 

The natural, non-assisted opening of a person's pucker hole when laying face down, back arched and ass up.

Carla crawled up on the bed and gave Dan an Organic Spread and Dan dove right into her pucker hole with his hot wet tongue.

Organic Spread by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

organic dildo

A dildo made of flesh and blood, attached to a person of the male sex.

Mary's vibrator wasn't doing the job, so after dinner, I let her use my organic dildo.

organic dildo by bam! October 24, 2003

Organic alarm clock 

The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.

Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up feeling fresher than I ever had before

Organic alarm clock by phil436 February 22, 2009

organic chemistry 

a right of passage for many undergraduate college students whom hope to one day be medical practitioners. This right of passage involves the prospective doctor bending over, dropping his or her pants, and allowing organic chemistry to have its way with their ass.

Student 1: Yeah, I've got to take organic chemistry next semester.

Student 2: Enjoy being raped.

organic chemistry by Lewisfriend December 14, 2009

organic chemistry 

A college class that will make you insane in one of two ways:

1) You do not get the material, try to learn it by memorizing everything, and wind up feeling like you are running while tied to the back of a fast moving pickup truck. Your grades suck and you go crazy trying to improve them. Or you just give up and get depressed.

2) You figure out that organic chemistry must be learned like a language, and start to gain fluency in it. You understand pKa's, what nucleophiles are best, and all the fun stuff you can do with a C=O bond. Worse still, you probably enjoy it, and may even wish to include organic chemistry in your career. Thus, you are crazy.

1) Some innocent premed took organic chemistry just to fill a requirement. She barely survived and doesn't want to talk about it. However, she's now a perfectly normal nurse.

2) A woman I knew was an English major until she took organic chemistry. She liked it and turned renegade, and went to get her PhD in organic. By the time I met her, four years into grad school, she was my ochem lab TA and could play Grace from Avatar without makeup. She now teaches organic chemistry at a community college near you...Beware!

organic chemistry by Uncloseted Nerd November 9, 2010

Organism 

That one word a kid in my sixth grade class mixed up with 'orgasm' once.

"Did you just say orgasm instead of organism?"

Organism by I should have been aborted June 29, 2018