Nursing Home Nazi 

Child of a Nursing Home occupant that finds out their parent is not nursing home rehabilitation material anymore, but persistently tells the staff to keep his or her parent because he or she doesn't want to care for the parent, when the parent has nowhere to go.

Yvonne is a Nursing Home Nazi, she wants to leave her father in the Nursing Home even though he doesn't need it, just so she doesn't have to look after him.

Nursing Home Nazi by Nicki Nicotine December 4, 2010

Nursing home 

a roadblock between a quick and painless death

When I get old and can barely take care of myself, Im not going into a nursing home. If I die from falling, O well! At least I didnt spend my last years around a bunch of control freak nurses telling me what to do all day, with a crappy dorm room full of medical shit, and eating in this crappy cafeteria eating mush.

Nursing home by jerry121878 June 13, 2011

nursing

V. The act of drinking a beer very slowly with the intent of not getting drunk at all or actually wasting brew.

Todd: Mike's been drinkin that same beer for like two hours now.

Jon:He's not even drunk. Everyone else is wrrrrecked. He's nursing that shit like a lil bitch

nursing by bryalon March 29, 2009

Nursing blowjob 

A nursing blowjob is when you are in a threesome one of the girls breastfeeds you while the other one will give you a blowjob

I ask my two girlfriends can I have a nursing blowjob

Nursing blowjob by anonymous November 16, 2022

nursing school 

A place where many will enter and few will graduate, run by the worse nursing instructors of mankind.

Well, I just got into nursing school, hmmm...... I wonder if I will graduate.

nursing school by krh90 September 3, 2009

Nursing School 

World's last legal form of torture. After two years in a gulag learning to "help people", you are shipped off to Siberia for had labor to "help people" as a clinical student. Survivors and escapees of these death camps are rewarded ridiculously by the institutions that monitored the torture. Victims can be identified by scrubs, an enduring symbol of pain and suffering.

Perks from nursing school include the ability to know when the moon is full without looking outside, tell what someone drank and their BAC by smell, and pulling all-nighters as training for overnight shifts after you graduate.

Nursing School by Killa Meplease, RN October 21, 2011