Marcus and Martinus 

A twin pop group from Norway. Born on February 21, 2002 in Elverum Norway. When they were around they were 10 they won a singing competition called MGPjr, and thought their fandom would die out, but it really just grew. In about 2015 they released their Norwegian single "Leah" which their fans loved. Later in the year they released their first big hit song "Elektrisk" which got in the top charts in about 3 different countries. After they released a Norwegian album "Hei" A year passed and they decided to released in 2016 an English album, "Together" so people in all different counties could understand. That album boomed in the top charts in different countries, featuring different artists and a more tech feel. In November of 2017 they are releasing another album "Moments" in English which from the looks of the singles they have released will be a big success. All their fans have big hope and faith that they will do great in the future. Also fuck off all the haters, they are freakin 15 (at the time I am writing this) and they already have a successful music career, and look what you have done, NOTHING! SO DON'T GIVE THEM A HARD TIME!!!!

Marcus and Martinus are so talented, they are my biggest inspiration. I really wish I could meet them.

Marcus and Martinus by usammer October 22, 2017

Martini Henry 

A 45/577 calibre rifle used to slaughter natives since 1871.
Made famous at the battle of Rourke's Drift during the Zulu war in 1879.
During which the British Empire slaughtered 1000's of wog's, except at the battle of Isandhlwana, which we won't talk about.

There's a good fellow

Martini Henry by fat b'stard July 4, 2011

Moolie Martini

a delicious drink consisting of Bartons Vodka and Kool-Aid.

Any flavor of Kool-Aid will do. I like my Moolie Martini with Cherry Kool-Aid.
"Hey John, fire up the grill and I'll make us some Moolie Martinis"

Moolie Martini by shamroxnshots April 20, 2009

Mortenism 

When a Norwegian male by the name of Morten displays his acclimation to American culture by using words such as "wat?", rapping in a Norwegian accent, uses phrases such as "that's what your mom said", and flirts with American girls, even though he finds Norwegian women superior.

Ms. Perfect: I think that's hot.

Morten: That's what your mom said (heavy on the Norwegian accent, throwing a paper airplane at me)

Ms. Perfect: Stop with your Mortenisms.

Mortenism by toripanda77 June 2, 2009

Matrixism 

A religion jacked from a fictional action movie, and thrown into the world of infinite beliefs out of pity for the nerd-species of human-kind. Consists of the beleif that what we see, hear, smell, and feel are all part of a Matrix that is unreal. Otherise defined as:

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

What Would Neo Do? Matrixism.

Matrixism by CaTina November 19, 2007

matridism 

n. a "your mom" joke, or its equivalent

(Latin mātri-, from mātr-, mother, and dis, from disparage or disrespect)

'Your mom's so stupid that she starved to death in a grocery store is one of many matridisms.

matridism by Danica Humphries January 11, 2009

Hampshire Martini 

Coined in a Hampshire College Mod kitchen many times over, a Hampshire Martini is any mixed drink made using a needlessly large Mason Jar in lieu of a traditional Cocktail Shaker. Despite the mention of martini in the title, any cocktail recipe can be employed, as long as one assembles the contents in a jar over ice, shakes or stirs accordingly, and then uses the Mason Jar's lid to strain the liquid into the appropriate glass: another mason jar.

"Any real Hampshire student, given the do-it-yourself nature of such a wonderfully liberal college, would not be caught dead without making their cosmopolitans up Hampshire martini style."

"Even the neo-marxists?"

"Sweetheart, especially the neo-marxists."

Hampshire Martini by Drunk Div III November 2, 2009