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Merlin's beard 

When having sex with a young lady one withdraws his love staff at the point of ejaculation and sprays his love muck on the lady's chin. The jizz should start to hang down off the chin, creating a rather fetching white beard look, similar to Merlin's.
"Hey guess what Rich, I did a Merlin's beard on your mum last night!"

"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"
Merlin's beard by Ste Crayston December 7, 2006

Merlin's Beard 

A layer of semen on a girl's face in areas where facial hair is commonly found on men, e.g. chin, upper lip, cheeks, neck. Usually results after a blowjob.
"Do you want a blowjob, sweetheart?"

"Yeah! How do you want it to end today, honey?"

"I'd love to have a Merlin's Beard, but whatever you want. It's your special day."

"You want it, you got it!"

marlin spike 

When a girl's anus is too constricted for a large erect penis and either the male or female uses their index finger to prepare the ass hole for penile penetration.
That bitch's ass was so tight I had to Marlin spike her before I could fit my cock in that hoe.
marlin spike by Brown Jon March 3, 2016

Merlin's Mist 

When a man is nearing ejaculation, his partner must say "Abracadabra" (or "Accio" for the Harry Potter fans) and tap the head of the man's penis with their index finger, or wand if available. Upon tapping, the man will ejaculate onto his partner's face creating Merlin's Mist.
Hermione cast a Merlin's Mist and Ron slept for the next 12 hours straight.

Martin's Chili 

Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.
He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.

Merlin's Privilege

Merlin's privilege is the ability and right of Merlin of Ealdor to talk and mock freely the once and future king without being punished and everything he says matters
Merlin uses his Merlin's Privilege to get Arthur to do whatever the hell he wants.
Merlin's Privilege by FizzyWizzyOof September 15, 2022