lawyer 

A moral/intellectual mercenary. A lawyer will align himself to any cause, and will say anything regardless of truth and logic, provided it makes him money. It falls to lawyers to imprison the innocent and free the guilty.

The job is lower than prostitution.

Lawyer: "My client cannot commit murder, he is insane!"

lawyer by cannon_fodder April 2, 2008

Lawyer 

A lawyer or liar is an upper or middle class type of criminal who focuses on the single crime of plundering all their client's liquid or convertible assets such as their parent's home.

Their modus operandi is to overcharge very late, exploit archaic organisational skills & irrelevant focus to maximise client's costs then sue with immunity afforded by an organised Court & Justice racket operated by retired lawyers supported by an unwittingly working class home guard or 'law enforcement'.

I read anothet liar lawyer Big John McLintock QC has driven another part time working single mum to suicide for a few dollars more

Lawyer by JC Buffoon April 20, 2019

Lawyer 

Someone you hire to cost you extra money and slow down your work.

I just got my lawyer to look over the documents.

Lawyer by palysando December 23, 2012

Lawyer 

A cold heartless person that ruins peoples lives

person 1:I just got my first case as a lawyer

person 2:poor you

Lawyer by Jimmyd1 February 28, 2019

Lawyer 

A bloodsucking leech who thinks he's all that...all in all a fuckhead.

Peter Banning in the movie 'Hook' is a lawyer who even the Lost Boys hate.

Lawyer by xtremestuff September 14, 2009

lawyer 

A person expert in the rules of government that give structure to a society. Often useful and a requirement of modern life. In the US the number of lawyers has proliferated beyond all reasonable need and they often collude to make work for each other (see: Congress). Have a bad reputation due to overly exhorbitant fees and a number of highly publicized cases where a lawyer does not serve his client properly.

My wife fell and broke her arm in the supermarket because they left a trap door open. I guess I'll need a lawyer.

Some lawyer befriended my grandmother and got her to change her will on her death bed cutting off the charities she was going to leave her estate to and leave it to him instead.

lawyer by Gunder January 30, 2007

lawyer 

University qualified sad-ass who has to screw everyone, including themselves, to make a living. Usually seen in bars. Not to be confused with Ally McBeal.

"Aw shit, I've hit something with my car"

"Don't worry, it's only a lawyer. You're doing us and him a favour."

lawyer by New York Bar Association February 5, 2003