jookes

jookes;adj.

an exclamation used to express any feeling of extreme intensity.

i.e. happiness, excitement, fear, anxiety, loneliness.

"jookes. my hair's falling out from all this bleach!"

jookes by aaaddrriiaannaa June 30, 2006

Jovked 

When you`ve multi-fail`d.
When you have no brain.
When your WoW account get stolen...AGAIN!
When your WoW account get scammed...AGAIN!

Buying a rogue for 4k then get scammed LOLjovked!

Jovked by Astanos October 28, 2010

Jocked  

To take something. /Jocked/

He JOCKED his friend's style.

Jocked by Jonny Tigre May 25, 2008

Jooed

to be penetrated by a man of Jewish faith or to get dissed in an extremely painful way

Oh! He just got insulted very badly! He got jooed.

Jooed by harrium and plester March 12, 2005

joofed out 

a term or phrase that relates to someone being very high, very very high.

Dude I went to see Avatar 3D, only I didn't need 3D glasses because I was so joofed out.

joofed out by Idon'thaveapornstarvoice20 September 9, 2011

Cock Jocked 

When your feelin' this chick and you spend most of your time together at the party/bar/house, but then some guy buys her a drink/tells a story and steals her interest from you to him. So all your time you just invested into this one girl has been wasted by another guy, or Cock Jocked. Fckin' Sucks.

Sometime in the Fall semester of 05'...My boy Eric got cock jocked by this one guy who tried to steal his girl Emily by buying drinks for her. But the only way to fight him off is play him in his own game and cock jock the girl back. Chillin back at my place Erik said he did not get the girl but we checked her out on facebook and concluded she was mad doodie anyway.

Cock Jocked by BluBallz April 30, 2006

JOOSED

When one shakes their penis at someone for no reason at all, other than to let them know that they in fact have a penis and are not afraid to use it. The majority of the time the "JOOSER" is under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, and most likely will not remember in the morning.

Anthony got so drunk last night he JOOSED the girl at the bar.

JOOSED by triktrik January 25, 2015