jet-ski jousting

A manly ritual which usually takes place after fighting and jacking each other off in a cabin. Manly young men often spend their bachelor parties jet-ski jousting instead of with strippers or prostitutes.

Yeah fuck strippers! For my bachelor party we're going to fight and go jet-ski jousting!

jet-ski jousting by the legendary marmot February 20, 2008

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Jet ski on a mud bank

violent, earth shaking, paint-peeling, projectile diarrhea

I had Indian food at lunch today, and spent the rest of the afternoon in the handicapped stall like a jet ski on a mud bank!

Jet ski on a mud bank by southern slang June 7, 2011

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Jet ski legend

Any legend who can ride a jet ski for longer then an hour without getting tired out.

That kid definitely is not a jet ski legend, he complained the entire time and stopped after 45 minutes because his thumb hurt.

Jet ski legend by Ryanraptor July 15, 2018

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mexican jet ski

In the landscaping business, an indistrial walk behind mower is fitted with a small cart for the operator to stand and ride on, thus making it a "mexican jet ski"

Hector and Carlos were fighting over who got to ride the mexican jet ski today.

mexican jet ski by JAB82 December 29, 2007