Sloot flute

An imaginary flute that, when played, signals the presence of one or more "sloots" (sluty women) in the vicinity. While playing the imaginary flute you may make the sound "Sloo-ta-loo" to let others know there are sloots in the area.

"dude, last night the sloot flutes were playing loud and proud!"
"Sloo-ta-loo!"

Sloot flute by Caseman1000 April 25, 2012

bird flute

a tiny penis, so small a song bird can use it to play a song

that guy has a bird flute.

bird flute by dutes March 8, 2008

Playing the flute 

When there are holes in the blunt and one must use their fingers to cover them up for a good hit.

Damn Chris, I’m over here playing the flute because you put holes in the blunt while rolling it.

Playing the flute by Bargertron December 7, 2018

glute flute 

noun - the instrument used to poot

Norrie plays a mean glute flute

glute flute by Elle Ji July 29, 2009

leather flute 

Due to being of a similar shape, a penis is referred to as a "leather flute"

Bob: "Sandy is such a good musician, she was playing the leather flute all night long."

leather flute by ISRNNY December 9, 2013

Gook flute 

Big loud muffler, usually seen on crappy import cars (Honda Civic for example) with small engines.

Damn man, did you see that ricer do a fly-by with his gook flute Honda? That car is SLOW!

Gook flute by Anuskasvo January 28, 2009

Flutengabin 

A ridiculous word used to totally confuse the hell out of anyone it is said to. Especially effective if used as a response to a question in conversation.

John: Yo Bill, what was the score of the game last night?
Bill: Oh the Cowboys game? Yeah, it was flutengabin.
John: It was what?!?!?!??!
Bill: Huh?

Flutengabin by FauxRealz October 27, 2009