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Young man'd 

Verb When a security guard, teacher, principal, or any other school official with small but self-imagined authority at school (typically in the cafeteria) addresses you with a loud "Young man," usually after you have just thrown food, sat or stood on a table, put a hat on, used a phone/iPod, had sagging pants, or committed any other mild offense. After being "young man'd," one is either given a warning, a detention, or in worse cases, told to "come with me," where a trip to the office, a call home, and/or suspension follows.
"Hey dude I could have started an awesome food fight at lunch if I hadn't gotten 'young man'd' by that annoying security guard."

"It was so funny when that kid tried to start a flash mob by jumping on the table but instead was 'young man'd' by the principal."

"Ha ha he just got 'young man'd' ".
Young man'd by ShHtsFoReal14 November 8, 2011
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d.gray-man 

a manga that is released monthly when the mangaka, Hoshino, doesn't catch a flu or break her hand.

This manga is not for those with weak hearts or minds. Side effects of reading this include hyperventilating, headaches, stomach pains, large increase in tear production, chronic nosebleeds, and loss of coordination.
that new d.gray-man chapter was great! i only cried once throughout the entire thing!

Mega Man'd 

When someone stills your shit and uses it against you.

He just mega man'd the fuck out of cutsman.
Mega Man'd by Hell Is Heartless November 14, 2006

he-man'd 

v. to skull rape, pwn'd (i.e. what He-man does to Skeletor in every episode with his "sword")
After being he-man'd everyday of his life in prison, the prisoner had to undergo expensive facial surgery.
he-man'd by the Golden Nugget June 14, 2008

Mega Man'd 

To be Mega Man'd is to be ganged up on a squad of exactly 7 after provoking one of said 7.

Originates from Super Smash Bros Ultimate with Mega Man's final smash.
"C'mon Robbie, let's go Mega Man them"
"They're gonna get so Mega Man'd!"
Mega Man'd by YungLenin May 13, 2019

"D'wing" Man

The dope man's wingman.
The person who helps secure the deal.
Jaylyn said he'll sell me an ounce for 150, but Nathan said he'll sell me for 140, little did I know, Jaylyn was Nathan's "D'wing" Man which means they were selling me the same ounce.
"D'wing" Man by Marcelean December 18, 2017

Spider-Man'd 

To ejaculate into ones hand and then fling semen at one's enemies as a defense mechanism
That mugger almost got me but luckily someone jumped out of the alley and spider-man'd him