Jason Crowder 

Bruh he’s my social studies teacher and he sucks at telling jokes

“lmao that joke is jason crowder level

Jason Crowder by Jackoff Jim October 9, 2020

Crowder 

A male person who would abandon his friends to pick up nickels in a corn field and dumpster pump with Ben Shapiro in Los Angeles. While picking up the nickels, Glenn Beck is usually standing behind, ready to lift the dress and sodomize the crowder when he bends over. He's definitely not gay, but he loves to admire the male body while simultaneously ignoring his supermodel wife's plea for children.

Dude, when I was driving through Iowa, I saw a crowder that I thought was a scarecrow being dry humped by a fat colonel sanders looking gay guy.

Crowder by homerolieo June 10, 2019

Crowder 

1. Noun. A person (in most cases male) who picks the urinal next to another guy when there are nonadjacent urinals still available; usually still applies even when there are dividers.

2. Similar to people who talk when they piss

"Dammit Michael, stop being such a Crowder!"

Crowder by Rqrwuerlrj December 21, 2008

Crowder effect 

The Crowder effect is a phenomenon whereby any attempt to sound intelligent or humorous has the unintended consequence of making yourself appear continuously more and more stupid. It is named after Steven Crowder.

"That dude sounds dumber every time he opens his mouth"

"It's the Crowder effect, man"

Crowder effect by Leinad4400 November 1, 2019

A Steven Crowder

To be metaphorically "in the closet" and so fearful of your homosexuality that you viciously and relentlessly attack other homosexuals.

He is so in denial he is pulling "a Steven Crowder".
Before coming to terms with his homosexuality Ricky Martin did "a Steven Crowder".
He may be married to Hilary but that guy is so gay he must be doing "a Steven Crowder"!

A Steven Crowder by Knight of Niii June 3, 2019

crowder powder 

White, powdery substance that can be seen on or fall of old men i.e. dandruff.

Man our history teacher left crowder powder on the desk last period!

crowder powder by pimpnasty101 February 22, 2011

DCB (David Crowder Band) 

bottles and cans just clap your hands,

rock you like a hurricane,

sounds like the future

DCB (David Crowder Band) will rock you like a hurricane. DCB (David Crowder Band) sounds like the future.

DCB (David Crowder Band) by JeffMMiller June 22, 2006