Cross faded 

When you high as shit but shit faced drunk at the same time

I took 7 bong rips and 5 shots I was cross faded as fuck

Cross faded by Little boy Johnny June 12, 2016

When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash 

What you fucking deserve.

Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*

When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash by ave_scientia January 29, 2020

Cross and Inshallah 

A style of football that commonly played with one or more players mindlessly spamming crosses into the box and praying for a player to be on the receiving end.

“Of course he gets another assist, Trent the Cross and Inshallah Merchant”

Cross and Inshallah by Givemeyourbankdetails May 4, 2020

great right cross

A technique the great Zamboni would use to knock you out.

Max: Teach me some magic
Zamboni: You'd be better off if i taught you a great right cross

great right cross by -BillyJoe- October 29, 2020

CrossFat

A training regimen which parodies CrossFit: the slogan "Forging Elite Fitness" is replaced with "Forging Elite Fatness." The regimen itself is superfluous calorie intake in single sittings for the sake of hedonism. Macro nutrients and dietary protocols are collectively disregarded; instead, the only measurable and competitive component is simply total amount consumed.

Person A: Bro, I heard you wrapped up another CrossFat the other night, how'd ya do it?

Person B: Brew, I slammed 'er back with straight up Chicken McNuggets. I downed a total of 79 in one go!

CrossFat by Sourcream Flex February 25, 2013

Cropsey 

A creep; someone who seems pedophile-like.
Derived from Staten Island urban lore for a bogeyman who steals children.
May also refer to an object or situation that is creepy in a related sense i.e. a dilapidated shack, automobile, or rural people.

Jerry and Lee are driving down a country road in an unfamiliar area/town. The surrounding area looks eerily similar to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre . . . Lee turns to Jerry and simply says "Cropsey".

Cropsey by Moo-Money December 6, 2010

crossfit jesus 

A person who is obsessed with crossfit and metalcore music. They are so talented at crossfit, they feel the need to participate in it almost every day, even when injured. Also known as WWE Superstar Seth Rollins.

My friend keeps sending me pictures of crossfit jesus lifting weights and she needs to stop.

crossfit jesus by Sk8rWolfy August 9, 2016