Crapped the Tablet 

An unfortunate event whereby you rely on somebody to do you a solid and the person in question utterly fails you.

Origin: Derived from the event where a medicinal capsule or tablet is not absorved by the body and is passed in the feces, proving to be useless beyond your control.

I forgot to turn in my assignment before I left, so I told Jimmy to turn it in for me. Unfortunately he crapped the tablet and now I'm failing the class.

Crapped the Tablet by Buster T Foodcube April 29, 2006

crapped out 

for something to die without sudden warning.

You couldn't imagine how pissed I was when I fired up my computer this morning and found out that my three week old 160 GB drive crapped out on me.

crapped out by ricky roma November 18, 2003

Crapped Out 

A technological term, for when something dies/freezes

Joe: Damnit! My phone just crapped out in the middle of the call!

Danny:Shit! My laptop crapped out!

Crapped Out by coolbill14 July 20, 2010

oops I crapped my pants 

A popular diaper among the elderly.

I can now play tennis for hours without going to the bathroom! Thanks, oops I crapped my pants

oops I crapped my pants by tt February 15, 2003

crumped out 

To flake out on plans with your best friend.

My boy and I was gonna hang out Friday but that fucktard crumped out on me.

crumped out by Zombieeaters December 7, 2012

Cromped out 

Satisfaction beyond human comprehension

That was so nice I'm fuckin cromped out

Cromped out by Spitson January 29, 2021

Clamped raw 

This word is not for the faint of heart. Used in a rare but undeniable instance where a clip or clamp of any sort(I.e. hair clip, c-clamp) is used absolutely raw on a piece of meat or exposed flesh.

Trap house Barry: hey potluck Bailey! How’s school going?

Potluck Bailey: *takes out her hair clip and clamps it on trap house Barry’s arm flesh*

Still potluck Bailey: hahahahaha got you soooooo gooooooooood boyo. Boy oh boy boyo. Boy’s boiled, spoiled, and foiled like a boy’s oboe oh boy boyo!!!

Trap house Barry: what the fuck did you even just say bitch?!?! I’m literally clamped raw now that you did that!!!

Everyone nearby: oh my gosssshhhh he’s sooooooooooooo clamped raw right now!!!

Potluck Bailey: yeah I clamped you soooo raw and I’d do it again every time! Hmmmmmmph humph!

Clamped raw by Bro Jake March 26, 2023