Matt Cooke

Evander Kane's personal bitch

Evander Kane just made Matt Cooke look like a bitch by knocking him out in one punch.

Matt Cooke by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

steven cooke 

Very well off , some may say landed gentry , others may say a snob . often the pivotal member of any love triangle . Thinks he has less money than he does , a truly beautiful man by all accounts but never sticks with one woman ( or man ) as he is what some may say a ' player ' . Despite his short comings he can be described as both a gentleman and a scholar . Also he is bald . love ya Steve .

Steven Cooke : " hey ... There's a stick there "

" I'm and ordinary working class man "

" I know a fella up the north side ... "

steven cooke by a fan of this great man June 14, 2013

Nathan Cooke

One who is completely and unbelievably awesome; one who has an enormous penis and the ability to make everyone happy. Has been none to move away; while previous locations remain shines to those left behind;

Nathan Cooke has such an enormous penis!
Taylor's a faggot

Nathan Cooke by nate:D December 13, 2010

Giles Cooke 

A person (only just) who bears a resmemblance to a pig, who also says stupid things, which embarrass him and those around him. They are also the type of person, who thinks that without his ugliness/spots, all members of the opposite sex would be swarming around them.The term can also be used to describe people who have had a very embarrassing and socially threatening sexual mishap/cock-up

"That indian resturant is pricey...but cheap"
"What do you call people that have no parents"
"The sky looks low tonight"
"I dont know how to tuck in my shirt"
"If i didnt have spots, all the women would want me"
(after missing a blatent scoring oppurtunity)"I forgot to shoot!"
"I tried to screw her, with a flop on"


All these quotes are from the original and only Giles Laurence Cooke. Any quotes like this used in the same sort of context, constitutes the quotee to be a "Giles Cooke"

Giles Cooke by Nic Cooper Inc. October 25, 2008

yann cooke 

always passes the vibe check

bruh look it’s a yann cooke, he’s just vibin i ain’t stressin

yann cooke by FeistierThrone October 18, 2019

Seth Cooke 

A kid that is always hovering around, doesn’t leave you alone and constantly smells like he lives in a jungle or lives with a pack of dogs. Can be friendly at most times but annoying at other times, he’s a hardcore gamer tha5 is the type of kid who plays minecraft or terraria.

“Oh hey.... it’s..... Seth Cooke.......”

Seth Cooke by TeenPregnancy_HotPie_69 October 18, 2019

alex cooke

a homo man whore. sells his dick to gay men for $5 a hour

look at that alex cooke

alex cooke by mateyboy June 24, 2019