Consolation Guest 

A "Consolation Guest" is someone who is invited to an event, party, concert, etc, but only after the "First Choice Guest" is a no show and, at the last minute, your buddy needs someone to go with them. Basically, you are a second choice...or third...chopped liver...filler...

You will get the "Consolation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.

In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".

Friend: "Hey Becky, wanna go the the (insert name of event here) with me? Jason was going, but he flaked out on me. Oh, and it's tonight."

You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consolation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"

Consolation Guest by MsRat33 December 7, 2013

Consolation Wife 

The opposite of a trophy wife. This is the wife you are sent home with when you lose at dating. These women might have been trophy wives if the trophy was given merely for participation rather than performance.

My buddy said it was the trophy wife table, but when I turned around every single woman was past her prime, assuming they even had a prime. It was the consolation wife table.

Consolation Wife by Hatch240 March 30, 2011

Consolation Piss 

When you have to take a shit but the stall is occupied so you take a piss in the urinal instead.

Man I had to take a massive dump earlier but someone was on the shitter, I had to take a consolation piss instead.

Consolation Piss by TovarichMoore August 20, 2018

consolation bias 

Cause to feel or show prejudice for or against something or someone because it brings comfort to the person.

*cries*"Aweh man I am going to die so like heaven exists and we all go there." *feels better*
- Typical Religious Person

"That's a consolation bias, you should base your beliefs in facts not emotion."
-Rational Person

consolation bias by MrChristopher November 5, 2014

Consolification 

Consolified:

Simplified enough for a console, though not always their fault. Or have the feel of a halfhearted port to the PC from console.

Either: Overlapping key assignments, for example tap for one thing, hold for another (DX:HR knock out/kill), or different effects in different situations (run/cover mass effect, or free run/jump assassins creed). Basically the controls feel cramped, and could be easily spread out on the keyboard/(8 button)mouse.

OR: Interface optimised for console, then ported to PC (eg: Deus Ex: Human revolutions - hacking, witcher 2 abilities, assassins creed select menu... etc etc etc). Alternatively crippled graphics for the PC, so consoles can run it too.

OR: The game just feels dumbed down, so that it would work with consoles not having a mouse (eg: Deus Ex: invisible war - 'simplified' inventory), or even more frustrating, not being able to select stuff on an interface with a mouse, but rather having to go through an awkward series of up down left and rights.

OR: Finally, and it has to be said: story modified for a 'console' audience.

Example of most consolification: Modern Warfare 2 (story, graphics, keys overlapping, and no looking around corners).

Example of a console game brought to the PC: Assassins Creed

Consolification by Bigfootmech November 1, 2011

Consolation Prize

A prize given to someone who does not deserve/ did not get the real thing, but needs to be acknowledged somehow.

She's just the consolation prize. I'm the REAL indian dream.

Consolation Prize by rackanna January 12, 2011

Consort consolation 

What a mate does to relieve her empty, mundane, lonely life, while hubby is in the trance of making the next million.

Her consort consolation for today is a new Hermes scarf from Neiman's.
Various consort consolations could be, volunteer work,exercise & facials, crafts, overeating at home, lunch w/ "girlfriends",or even watching "Oprah" or "Dr Phil", while eating expensive ice cream out of the container.

Consort consolation by Catholic Devil May 4, 2009