A disease inflicted upon modern games in order for them to work and operate on consoles (even next gen). Symptoms include retro graphics, bad scaling, closer draw distance, poor fidelity, and bad bad texturing. The PC users of games with consolitus are warned that it can cause disappointment and frustration, to anger, and eventually the dark side.
Goddamn, I spent $40 on this game and it is infested with consolitus. Just look at the horrible graphics on my uber PC. Why? Why? Why?
by BlackFerret June 23, 2014
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Symptoms include inferior graphics, sluggish gameplay, clumsy user interfaces, checkpoint-based save systems, a lack of dedicated servers, limited customization and simplified game mechanics.
Symptoms include inferior graphics, sluggish gameplay, clumsy user interfaces, checkpoint-based save systems, a lack of dedicated servers, limited customization and simplified game mechanics.
It was clear that due to the overwhelming amount of negative user reviews of Modern Warfare 2 for PC that Infinity Ward had contracted consolitis.
by Steakface February 19, 2010
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During a marathon session of playing xbox, Wilson eventually had enough and screamed "goddamn it!" when he died (again), and simultaneously bashed the console into his testicules, resulting in severe consolicularitis.
by Etak_soda September 29, 2011
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Rest of the world: Thanks for wasting my time on reading this retarded bullshit. This kid has a major case of coolitus.
Rest of the world: Thanks for wasting my time on reading this retarded bullshit. This kid has a major case of coolitus.
by Shitassdicknipple December 31, 2011
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Bro 2) Yeah I agree! Those who think they are skilled have severe consolitis!
Bro 2) Yeah I agree! Those who think they are skilled have severe consolitis!
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Square Enix’s “Life Is Strange” series, “Star Ocean: Towards The End of Time,” and “Nier: Automata,” avoid consoleitis, by having deeply philosophical storylines.
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