Conoritis

An infectious and highly contagious disease commonly rooting itself within games of Ultimate Frisbee. Symptoms include: -Destroying an open and perfect pass by overshooting by 5+ meters
-Throwing in the opposite direction of your endzone
-Throwing far over a team mates head.
-Dropping the disc after a perfect pass.

Way to throw 15 feet above my head, you nutche. I think you've got a case of Conoritis. STAY AWAY FROM ME.

Conoritis by nutcheofnutche April 21, 2009

Kellyanne Conartist 

A Nickname or pseudonym used to describe someone with a bad habit of telling blatant lies, then accuses you of lying about her lies.

Friend 1: Did you see the Sr White House advisor on CNN last night?
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist

Kellyanne Conartist by smallhandeds February 23, 2017

Consolitis 

A word used by PC gamers to describe the cost-friendly practice of developers in which a video game is clearly designed to accommodate the limited capabilities of console systems.

Symptoms include inferior graphics, sluggish gameplay, clumsy user interfaces, checkpoint-based save systems, a lack of dedicated servers, limited customization and simplified game mechanics.

It was clear that due to the overwhelming amount of negative user reviews of Modern Warfare 2 for PC that Infinity Ward had contracted consolitis.

Consolitis by Steakface February 19, 2010

Coneitis

Coneitis is when a stoner has rolled so many spliffs, he can no longer manage to roll a rollie (roll up ciggy) withou coning it.

Stoner 1: mate is that a spliff
Stoner 2: Nah, My coneitis is just really bad
stoner 1: shit

Coneitis by deadlock September 24, 2006

Cockritis 

An inability to expel nut. Leads to damage to the tubes of the urogenital tract. Can lead to severe hypertension and inflammation of the cock. Causes discolorations, ranging from yellow to green. Originates deep in the dick. BAD

Hey bro, I just went to the Doctor and he says if I don't get this nut out soon I'm gonna get stage 5 acute cockritis.

Cockritis by maxsquared56 May 31, 2018

Conceitisism 

The practice of being conceited. This is also the practice of finding oneself so ridiculously good looking that you fall in love with yourself and no one else. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, cockiness, looking in the mirror excessively, talking about yourself constantly, bragging about your hair cut and man sweater, and last but not least, thinking highly of one's abilities.

"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"

-Derek Zoolander

**this would be considered conceitisism**

Conceitisism by matt williams (PV) March 15, 2011

War of Contrition 

As opposed to a war of attrition, wherein two or more parties wear each other down over a period of time, a war of contrition is a situation where two or more parties won't stop apologising to each other.

Usually this happens because everyone is eager to avoid confrontation but if often leads to further disagreement.

Motorist #1: Oh, God - I scraped your door with my bumper! Let me pay for that...
Motorist #2: No, no, it's my fault, I shouldn't have parked there.
Motorist #1: Well that's hardly fair, I should have been looking where I was going.
Motorist #2: Look, there's no need to get upset, I've said it's my fault, and I'll deal with it.
Motorist #1: Mate, this was clearly my doing. Let me pay for it.
Motorist #2: Listen here - it's my car, I parked it badly on this corner, I accept full responsibility!
Motorist #1: FINE THEN! *rips wing mirrors off motorist #2's car*
Eyewitness: That was a real war of contrition right there.

War of Contrition by FrankyBabes January 10, 2010