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Claudino 

Claudino is an Amazing person and has a great personality. If you don't hang out with him your loss.
I couldn't live without you, Claudino
Claudino by anonymous April 25, 2022

Edwardian cladding

While giving your partner a facial or indeed general spunking on while sat astride them, point out that "this job could benefit from some Edwardian cladding", whereupon you shit on them and grind it all over by sliding back and forth over there body, giving them a good coverage of jizz and faeces.
Thanks for the hand job pet, no need to wipe it off as I'll finish off with some Edwardian cladding.

Santa Clausing 

When you have a shit and you don't want to go to the bathroom so you slide that shit up and down your asshole.
I've been Santa Clausing since the first act.
Santa Clausing by erferfin February 11, 2022

Dirty Claudine 

When a woman puts her legs around her own neck and squirts into her blokes face and then finishes with a wet fart.
Last night we did a dirty claudine and I'm still finding cum in my ears.
Dirty Claudine by DrRista80 June 17, 2021

clouding 

Accessing your cloud on the internet. (Working on cloud computing)

The act of adding/removing files or programs from your online "cloud"
A: "Hey, I see youre working on your laptop, are you surfing the internet?"

B: "No, actually im clouding. I just wanted to add some cool new softwares to my online data storage"
clouding by karmcy February 27, 2011

Pink Clouding

When you blow up some one’s phone with clit pics
This girl won’t stop pink clouding me!!
Pink Clouding by Ramona096 October 13, 2018