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bag chiping 

bag chiping is the profession in which much like a seagul the candidate makes attempt to remove idle chips from the HJ bag that have fallen out of the chip container and found there resting place at the bottom of the bag. This normally tends to manafest a conclusion of friendships there fore confirming the idea of seperating work and home. this tendinsy is normally exhibited in people classified as stinge or the slightly more crude rascial descrimination of 'jewish'
FRIEND: cant believe kelsy is bag chiping again hes ruining his life.
friend 2: yes this addiction got to stop. hes got a family to think of.
Kelsy: CHIPS YUM I LOVE NOT HAVING TO PAY>>>>>
bag chiping by taskmaster September 14, 2009
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Chumping 

'Chumping' is gathering wood for Bonfire Night.
Come on, it's Bonnie Night next week. Let's go chumping.
Chumping by Gulftastic October 29, 2015
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Choping or Chopeing - Slang to be used for the soon to be passed into UK law, sexual offence of photographing without consent up beneath a women's skirt or dress.

Named after Christopher Chope Mp, Conservative Mp for Christchurch, Dorset. Christopher Chope Mp who PREVENTED the law from being passed to protect women in the UK , by 'filibustering' (talking out) a Private members bill in the house of commons, UK parliament. Prior to Mp Chope's actions the bill making - 'up skirting' (Choping or Chopeing) - the photographing non-consensually up beneath a women's dress or skirt, a criminal sexual offence. This law had been expected to pass, as it had cross political party support on both sides of the house of commons. See 'Hansard'.
The man committed the sexual offence of Choping (chopeing) by taking a photograph up beneath the womens skirt without her consent.
Choping by Kuriologist June 17, 2018
The act of using a phone or camera to take a picture up a females skirt.
Christopher enjoyed the frill of Choping females in the Houses of Parliament
Choping by DominicCummings June 17, 2018
When you fail a mechanic in a gaming environment or be absoluely clueless about what happens on a Bossfight.
Dude? Did you just die to that obvious mechanic? Stop couping!
Couping by luenaluena May 11, 2021

Blue Chuting 

Used in times of extreme desperation; the act of shoving a genie’s lamp up ones ass to get at least one wish.
OMG ... I think Todd is over there in the corner having a seizure. Karen No - he didn’t get home until 4:30 this morning and is over there blue chuting hoping for a pass.
Blue Chuting by jbcase01 December 7, 2020

Choping Wood 

The act of kicking some one in the croch repetedly.
That dude just got his Wood Choped by his eX.

Insted of an ass beating...we'll Chop his Wood
Choping Wood by NeoFox October 17, 2003