chissler 

one who is totally deceitful and dishonest, and will use these particular charachteristics to their advantage by screwing you out of your hard earned cash; a con artist

Barfrat: " I sold that broken DVD player to some old lady today for $200 today. Haha, I'm unreal."
AJ: " Man, you're such a fucking chissler."

chissler by David G loves the Leafs July 12, 2007

Chiseledick 

Everyone knows a chiseledick.
A chiseledick was once a cool guy in a group of friends. Desperate, and after getting absolutely no pussy in high school, a chiseledick will find the skankiest snaggle toothed vagina of a witch-whore to go out with. He could do way better than this rank cuntrag, but doesn't care; she can't do any better than him, but doesn't know it. Once cool friends, Chiseledicks begin to spend all their time and money catering to the witch hole. Only after 4 months of multiple feminist poetry readings, knitting classes and vegan dinners, and a full body wax, will a chiseledick get some action. After repeated warnings from their friends, one day Chiseledicks will look down and realize that their penis is gone, whittled away by the sand from their girlfriends' vagina.

John: "Damn, who else could we invite?"
Terry: "What about Greg, he hasn't hung out in awhile?"
John: "No, since meeting ol' Sandy Vagg he doesn't do anything fun."
Frank: "Yeah, he's a regular chiseledick now. I hope his shit doesn't grind away into that blackness that is Sandy's vagina."
John: "Frank, I'm pretty sure his shit is already done for."

Chiseledick by Armoredmancandy December 29, 2005

chizeler 

A person who, in the bargaining of a product or service must deal down to the very last penny.

That guy is nothing but a chizeler, he even tried to talk the service employee down another fifty cents off of the rock bottom price!

chizeler by B K February 27, 2007

chisler chicken 

A small sized bbq chicken in a bag which you can purchase from a grocery store. They are smaller than some of the other chickens for sale, but still the same price.

Machin went to the IGA marketplace in search of a premium bbq chicken. Much to his dismay, there were only chisler chickens left.

chisler chicken by stu86 November 2, 2008

Chiseled 

When you are hammered and stoned at the same time.

Bob: "Yo are you okay?"
Jimmy: *mumbling words* "NahHHhH im sooo fuckiNG Chiseled"

Chiseled by me number 69 October 21, 2022

Chiseled cunt 

A female bodybuilder who is also a raving, lunatic bitch; also defines any male/female on steroids who acts like a child, or a pussy.

"Ew, see Julie over there? She's on so many 'roids, she's a chiseled cunt!"
Also, "Good gracious, Taylor Lautner is such a chiseled cunt! He's built but still acts like a pussy!"

Chiseled cunt by Kendromeda September 24, 2011

Chisler 

Dublin slang for a child

Some fucking chisler threw a rock at me car the other night

Chisler by Rubot July 15, 2009