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Cheeseburger Family 

Introduced by Jack Stauber (artist and musiciant), a Cheeseburger Family represents the stereotypical "perfect" family : A couple of kids, one baby, a dad and a mom, all of that in a big house and with a lot of wealth. It may seems like a perfect family but is in reality very simple-minded.
The term "Cheeseburger" is used because it represents something almost everybody likes.
"Look at this Cheeseburger Family in this TV Movie"
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Dick cheeseburger 

Any radio station program director who changes a rock station to easy listening.
You guy's must think i'm a real dick cheeseburger.
Dick cheeseburger by slmdawg February 27, 2011

Cheeseburger Shovels 

The fat hands of a fat, gruff man.
Don't you dare put those cheeseburger shovels on me.

Some people go the gym, but I'm from the south and I just I just tie weights to these cheeseburger shovels I call hands.

See also Chris Christie

America Cheeseburger Greatness Day 

Nov 4 Is National America Cheeseburger Greatness Day is when all Americans should go out and buy a cheeseburger
Man: Hey honey it's America Cheeseburger Greatness Day let's go get a cheeseburger
Woman: And do what add some more weight your already 300 pounds with diabetes do you want to commit suicide there are better ways to do that

jr.bacon cheeseburger 

The most popular item on the menu at Wendy's.
"Can I get a Jr.Bacon Cheeseburger please? Actually... make that 15"

Cheeseburger-Handy

The act of exchanging a cheeseburger for a hand-job.
While Patty was being charged for taking money for sex, she clarified to the judge what she did exchange sex for; She was taking burgers for sex, curly fries for a diddle, and a pickle for a lookey. It was her Tuesday afternoon special. Her attorney asks for a plea bargain, and the Judge grants a five minute recess. Later, she runs from the Judges chambers yelling "Outta my way, I'm not going to jail for a cheeseburger-handy!"

Cheeseburger Daddy

Cheeseburger daddy is a man who gives a woman mcdonalds for pleasure.
A: hey man you take those two hippos out for mcdonalds?
B:What can i say im a cheeseburger daddy.