3 definitions by Scroto Saggins

crisco demon

1. An exceptionally obese person, although lesser in size than the butter troll or lard golem, who consumes edible objects in excess, mainly large bricks of butter bacon wrapped or not.

2. Also used to describe persons with "big bones" or "glandular problems".

"Damn, that cheerleader has become quite the crisco demon..."

by Scroto Saggins August 13, 2005

Cheeseburger-Handy

The act of exchanging a cheeseburger for a hand-job.

While Patty was being charged for taking money for sex, she clarified to the judge what she did exchange sex for; She was taking burgers for sex, curly fries for a diddle, and a pickle for a lookey. It was her Tuesday afternoon special. Her attorney asks for a plea bargain, and the Judge grants a five minute recess. Later, she runs from the Judges chambers yelling "Outta my way, I'm not going to jail for a cheeseburger-handy!"

by Scroto Saggins April 8, 2010

pink mafia

Refers to the wife/girlfriend, specifically when their intervention causes the loss of leisure time or other assumed freedoms.

Joe: So, you still comin' out tonight?
Bob: Naw man, got too drunk last night.
Joe: Oh.......pink mafia?
Bob: Yep.

by Scroto Saggins November 9, 2005