ass cheese 

Ass Cheese is residual fecal matter spread thinly between the buddocks, and around the anus, as the result of inadequate ass wiping. Ass Cheese results in an uncomfortable condition called 'sour ass', whereby the victim of this condition suffers from a constant sweaty itch, which is usually resolved by digging their hand into the buddock crack from the outside of the clothing, thus essentially wiping their ass with their underwear. Results in "skidmarks" on the underwear.

I thought I had wiped more than enough, and returned to my desk at work. Later in the day, I realized that there was ass cheese remaining, and had to scratch the itch from the sour ass it gave me. Now my fingers reek of ass.

ass cheese by Tom Haranger October 9, 2007

ass cheese 

The mushy stuff that kinda gathers around your asshole after three days without a bath.

Jesus, Baby -- I ain't gonna lick the little feller in the boat until you get rid of some ass cheese.

ass cheese by Jaraldo March 31, 2003

Good-Ass Cheese 

A line from chappelle show. Arsenio Hall attends a cheese party and expressed his enjoyment of the cheese

Arsenio Hall: This is some good-ass cheese!

Good-Ass Cheese by supafly_lob November 27, 2007

Ancient Ass-cheese Flower 

Yet another type of grotesque hors d'oeuvres typically served during weddings and other functions at a banquet hall. Just what the hell makes these things up is anyone's guess, but in general, it's a fluffy pastry-like hors d'oeuvre that is stuffed with cheese that tastes like it fermented in someone's ass for a few weeks before being served. Typically only eaten by people who were denied a meal for three hours by an absurdly long wedding ceremony and then had to wait for a few hours for pictures to be taken, this is a stomach-ache in the making for all but the most iron-gutted people. Too messy to be used as an Assembly-safe Shuriken, these pieces of crap are best used as skipping stones if the banquet facility features a nearby body of water.

"Spinach Vomit-bombs and Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers...glad to see Bob and Sue sprang for only the highest-quality food for their reception."

Ancient Ass-cheese Flower by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010

Ass Cheese 

A foul smelling mixture of dead skin cells, dirt, sweat and shit seepage from one's asshole, collecting in the ass crack.

I would have let Sara give me a rimjob, but my crack was full of ass cheese because I hadn't showered for days.

Ass Cheese by sirvancealott October 17, 2005

Ass Cheese Surprise 

When you stick your hands down your pants to access the ass cheese situation and then smell your fingers expecting the worst and it's actually kind of nice.

He dipped his hand down his crack and got an ass cheese surprise.

Ass Cheese Surprise by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

ass cheese 

The remaining fecies left in someones ass-hole usually due to improper wiping procedures after one drops a log.

Petes ass cheese was potent enough to attract a herd of mice.

ass cheese by M Style December 9, 2008