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chaining 

Following related links on websites like Wikipedia or YouTube until you end up on something completely unrelated to what you were initially looking for.

As a verb: to chain
"I went to look up the Columbia shuttle disaster but after an hour of chaining I somehow ended up on Elizabeth Bathory."

John: Did you get that report done?
Steve: Nope, I wasted the whole night chaining on Wikipedia.
chaining by Xeno_the_Blind April 18, 2008
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Craining is the act of ejaculating on someone's face
Last night I had some awesome sex with your mother and i finished by craining on your mum's face
Craining by Diadem Phillips October 15, 2010

Dick Chaining 

To go from one dick to another, like chain smoking.
"OMG Sarah was so dick chaining last night"
Dick Chaining by Zoayeeeee Hopper February 5, 2009

daisy chaining 

When large numbers of people engage in oral sex in alternating face up/face down positions forming a circular group of people. An individual engaged in daisy chaining will be giving oral sex to one person while receiving oral pleasure from a different person (at the same time). Probably referring to a ring of intertwined bosies having a similar shape and arrangement to a flower arrangement used as a tiara.
"We had, like, 20 people in our daisy chain last night."
To lash or whip somebody with a cane. Typically very painful. Often found in BDSM scenarios where the dominant canes the submissive.
Mindy received a sound caning at the hands of her master.
caning by DirkD January 24, 2007
the act of giving your poker chips away via playing poor hands and using bad judgement. This usually happens after you score a big pot and are in decent chip position during a tournament.
Greg Den Haese is carning his chips again.
carning by Kewlb July 28, 2004

candy caning 

When a woman (or man) snorts a line of cocaine off an erect penis.
While at the club, the strippers were candy caning all night long!
candy caning by jack-spratt October 8, 2009