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Business 

Something you won't get done online, if by business you really mean ass whooping or beating.
He said he would give you the business online, he just hasn't said anything about it in real life yet.
Business by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

business 

1. to get things done
2. a place of business
1. you need to take care of business or your fish is gonna die
2. i work in the family business

business 

opposite of life. if you are in it, you should most definitely kill yourself.


look at the italics. there, i said it.
a quote about "business":

"By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself. Thank you, thank you. Just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day they'll take root. I don't know. You try. You do what you can. Kill yourselves. Seriously though, if you are, do. No really, there's no rationalization for what you do, and you are Satan's little helpers, OK? Kill yourselves, seriously. You're the ruiner of all things good. Seriously, no, this is not a joke. "There's gonna be a joke coming..." There's no fucking joke coming, you are Satan's spawn, filling the world with bile and garbage, you are fucked and you are fucking us, kill yourselves, it's the only way to save your fucking soul. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show.

"You know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar, that's a big dollar, a lot of people are feeling that indignation, we've done research, huge market. He's doing a good thing." Godammit, I'm not doing that, you scumbags, quit putting a godamn dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet!"

- Bill Hicks -
business by Blank 1-80-too January 23, 2009

business 

Something people think is theirs, but it really isn't.
business by Glennicus October 7, 2017

business 

Adj. - meaning great, guaranteed, staple.
I used to think the Patriots were business in the playoffs until they got raped by the Giants.
business by Christof Requorad April 29, 2008

business 

"I'm in this business of terror, got a handful of stacks better grab an umbrella"
-Lil' Wayne
business by zachnnn July 20, 2008