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shit boxed 

Completely drunk to the point of ignorance. Unknowingly peeing on inanimate objects or oneself.
Scott Johnson was shit boxed every day of college.
shit boxed by DirkNiggla September 8, 2003
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milk boxed 

(verb) Causing someone to go missing or kidnapped. (photos of missing people were displayed on milk cartons)
"Put your hands on my girl again and you'll get milk boxed!"
milk boxed by psquiz July 7, 2008

Jacob Bixenman 

Jacob Bixenman is the worlds most caring, outspoken, beautiful human being in the world. Best known for modeling and being Troye Sivan’s boyfriend, he has 600k on instagram and it just keeps on growing. Jacob is a huge inspiration to so many people, and has helped in mine and i’m sure many others lives more than he knows. In conclusion he is the cutest, goofiest, smartest person that has ever come to be and is to be protected at all costs.

Person A: hey, did you listen to jacob bixenman’s unspoken podcast?
Person B: yeah, i cried six times his words are so fucking powerful.
Person A: hey did you listen to jacob bixenman’s unspoken podcast?

Person B: yeah i cried like six times his words are so fucking powerful.
Jacob Bixenman by idkx1000 May 5, 2019

boxed rice 

Instances when ricers, those that buy cheap cars and put cheap parts on it for "style," go cheaper and attach "body kits" mostly with masking tape and duct tape. The panels are made out of cardboard and are a good laugh for all around.
v. to play a trick on a friend by attaching crappy body kit like panels made out of cardboard without the friends knowledge, akin to plastic wrapping.
"Dude check it out that kid has boxed-rice, I can't believe somebody would drive that P.O.S."

"He's asleep so we have plenty of time to turn his Honda into boxed rice, get the duct tape."
boxed rice by Hondas Suck March 3, 2008

boxed like a fish

u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none? ur freer than a costco sample? any drillers? looking for a wambulance? a dollar tree headset?-April
boxed like a fish by anonymous March 12, 2021
To get beat up, knocked out. like how a boxer does in the boxing ring. a visual usually follows consecutive hits landed before anyone has a chance to react with Hits taken before reaching the ground or getting knocked back like pin ball.
someone getting punched and hit in the frame of a box.
Yo, after that rap battle, he got boxed up, for talkin too much shit. It's on world star.
Boxed up by Encyclopedia Cyclopes August 24, 2017