Baconnaise 

A delicious product made by the same people who brought you "bacon Salt," a product that is cosher, non fat, and vegan, thats right, vegan, bacon flavored salt.
"Baconnaise" as such, is bacon flavored mayonnaise. Delicious and wonderful, everything should taste like bacon!

baconnaise "Put some mothafukin baconnaise on that!"

Baconnaise by Osama been laughin March 29, 2009

Bonitis 

A serious medical condition in which the bones are extremely brittle and almost constantly deliver extreme pain. To date there is no cure, however there are treatments to make the pain less severe. There will likely not be a cure until the year 3000

Steve: He man let's go bone all those chicks!
Sean: I can't man... it's the bonitis :(

Bonitis by Curtis_house May 26, 2009

Baconation

Bacon-ation (bay-con-ach-on)

1. A celebration that involves bacon as a central theme.

2. The festivities engaged in to celebrate something while including bacon.

3. An act of celebration with bacon.

"Hey Charles, I can't believe you cured cancer! Time for a Baconation!"

"My dearest love, I can't think of a better way to celebrate the miracle that is the birth of our first child than by consuming copious amounts of bacon. Put down the baby, its baconation time!"

Baconation by pels July 2, 2012

baconicity 

the intensity and clarity of the bacon essence. this can be compromised by adding the bacon to a dish, thereby masking the full rich flavour of the bacon, losing some of it's baconicity.

Adding cooked bacon to mac n cheese is terrific, but the cheese sauce makes it lose it's baconicity.

baconicity by IamMuffles June 29, 2017

Baconizing 

Baconizing is a term used to describe the process of the process of turning someone else into bacon and lard by means of over feeding them, or encouraging them to overeat.

Him: I’ll buy you some large fries with my ice cream.

Me: I don’t want fries I’m full. And I’m trying to lose weight

Him: (hands me the fries)
Me: nooooo I can’t resist them, they’re so tasty. You’re trying to sabotage my weight loss by baconizing me.

Baconizing by Chadison Jawthorn August 21, 2020

baconification 

The art of adding bacon to basically anything

"Hey man, you really need to learn the ways of baconification if you want to join those folks on youtube!"

baconification by Penismuncher123 January 5, 2014

Bonitis 

An erection. Usually used in conjunction with "a wicked case of". Originally from an episode of Futurama, it has been adapted in such a way to describe one's own wood.

Did you see how short that girl's skirt was? Damn, she gave me a wicked case of bonitis.

Bonitis by robotsinmyhead October 14, 2004