Toe Blaster 9000 

The use of the Toe Blaster 9000 is were said male insert's his two big toes into his female companion's vagina and dolphin kicks rapidly.

Male 1 - Dude, I need to cut my toenails badly!
Male 2 - Why?
Male 1 - I need to give my girlfriend the toe blaster 9000 when I get home!

Toe Blaster 9000 by Toe Blaster God December 3, 2013

Boner Breaker 9000 

When a man falls off, or is pushed off, of his bed whilst having morning wood, and lands on his boner thereby dislocating it.

Chris said "Dude I gave James the Boner Breaker 9000 yesterday. He went to the hospital LOL"
Connor said "You say lol one more time and i'll replace your eyeballs with your testicles!"

Boner Breaker 9000 by Professor Boner November 2, 2011

ear exploder 9000 

A song that makes you deaf

Timmy put on Ear Exploder 9000, and we both went deaf.

ear exploder 9000 by That_Random_Snake November 13, 2017

Guck Guck 9000 

Only the best of blowjobs that end with the most orgasmic finish

Kyle: “dude jade gave me that guck guck 9000 last night and damnnn”

Or
Lexi: “I gave Kyle that guck guck 9000 last night and he couldn’t even move”

Guck Guck 9000 by Milkycunt69 October 22, 2019

A Double Mouble Twistttre 9000 (Deep Level 4) 

The letter A, it describes the way you can start a sentence.
The Double part means that it is done twice at double its normal speed.
The Mouble the way somebody gargle in enjoyment.
Twisttre the meaning behind this word means the somebody did a extreme Chinese burn on something.
And Finally 9000 meaning that is has the power of 9000 thots.

Oh and we cant forget the Deep Level which describes how deep it goes,
Deep Level 1 would be just the tip.
Deep Level 2 Would be the Nob.
Deep Level 3 Would be a bit of the shaft.
Deep Level 4 Would be Balls Deep. (Favourite Choice.)
Deep Level 4 Would be the Whole Dick gets consumed.

As Chad Appeared in the Double Mouble Twisttre shop, he asked Thot 2.3 for a Double Mouble Twistttre 9000 (Deep Level 4).

A Double Mouble Twistttre 9000 (Deep Level 4) by Aplo June 20, 2020

Gawk Gawk suction cup 9000 

Oral sex that is so unbelievably good that words cannot Describe it

"Hello madam could you please preform the gawk gawk suction cup 9000 upon my genitalia.”

Gawk Gawk suction cup 9000 by Ph4nt0m N0v4 November 12, 2020

Over 9000 

A popular phrase originating from Akira Toriyama's "Dragon Ball Z." Went viral after gaining attention on YouTube, 4chan, and other social media sites. Refers to an object of incredible strength, a large quantity of something, or any number higher than seven.

Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?
Vegeta: It's OVER 9000!!
Nappa: WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND?!

Over 9000 by Kaiser9001 February 2, 2013