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I need scissors! 61!

Towards the end of Konami's Metal Gear Solid 2 (PS2), a computer AI operating under the alias of Colonel Campbell becomes infected with a computer virus codenamed "GW." The virus proceeds to scramble the AI's memory and logic, causing the AI Campbell imposter to utter numerous phrases of complete nonsense, among them the phrase "...I need scissors! 61!" It is part of a longer quote, listed below.

The phrase "I need scissors!" has no particular or coherent meaning, as it is simply the product of a horribly scrambled AI.
"I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"
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Forever 61 

A specialty clothing store for elderly fashionistas since 61 is clearly the new 21.
I’ll see you later darling, I’m off to Forever 61 to get myself some of those hot new Skinny Depends!
Forever 61 by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019

Channel 61 

Softcore porn at Hiltons that teenagers watch together
Kim: Did you watch Channel 61 last night?
Kanye: Yeah I saw you on it.
when playing an online game, a higher-ranked character will kill a lower ranked character for not cybering with them
snatch thinks she's too good for me, i'll have to invoke Rule 61
Rule 61 by Vigo Catra February 28, 2012
this school is a vaild ass school ,most fems be thots and be exposin shit ,mr.bunze sucks maddddddddd dick and he a whole pervert . Ms.espinal can suck a fat dick because all he know is to be screaming at others like stfu. and the rest of the deans suck ass . the best academy is yale , harvard, and Stanford the rest are ass . there’s also mad fake niggas in 61 they can suck dick ,also y’all fems in yale needa stop archin they back like BABYGIRLLLLLL we know you don’t got ass pero stop your shit babygirl .Any ways this school in corona and it’s hella vaild ,so smo pull up to this school one day because y’all gonna have the best time of y’all lives ,point black perioddddddd.!
oh nah smo get they shatwy she archin her back that it finna break in is.61”
IS.61 by botty hole October 16, 2019

x_ana_61 

x_ana_61 is now famous 😍
x_ana_61 by stan_twice_idiot 😏 December 27, 2020