sastwatch 

A vagina covered in so much hair that it is not unlike the nether regions of the legendary Sasquatch.

After watching all the relatively hairless modern pornography widely available on the Interweb, I was shocked to finally get a look at a video with vintage 70's-era sastwatch.

sastwatch by Bogrimm October 4, 2008

Samsquanch

Improper pronounciation of the word "Sasquatch".

On the Canadian TV show "The Trailer Park Boys" the character named "Bubbles" pronounces Sasquatch "Samsquanch".

Samsquanch by kodiakmartin September 3, 2008

samsquantch 

Large Furry Drunken Animal That Roams a Trailer Park and Get's Beat Up By To Guys Named Ricky and Bubbles...

"F*** Ricky! There'S One O' Them Samsquantch'S At Muh Door!!!"

samsquantch by Frikkin Lahey March 10, 2008

saskatchewan 

Easy to draw, hard to write.

Guy one: "How do you spell saskatchewan?"
Guy two: "I don't know just draw it."

saskatchewan by fleump May 31, 2021

Samsquamch 

This is another name for the creature known as "Sasquatch". Other common names include "Abominable Snowman", "Yeti", "North American Great Ape", and "Bigfoot".

The term Samsquamch arose from the popular Canadian television show "The Trailer Park Boys" as coined by the character Bubbles as played by Mike Smith.

If you're going camping in Canada, keep an eye out for the legendary Samsquamch!

Samsquamch by Tiger Striped Dog April 24, 2008

Samsquanch

A Canadian big foot

Look out for the samsquanch.

Samsquanch by Demarcus May 31, 2018

Saskatchewan Designated Driver 

Among a group of people who have all been drinking, the person who's had the least amount to drink, no matter how much that may be, becomes the official designated driver for the night.

Originates in the hard-drinking province of Saskatchewan on the prairies in western Canada.

Danny only had eight beers last night so when we went to the bar, he was the Saskatchewan Designated Driver.

Saskatchewan Designated Driver by WesternCanadianProud July 25, 2008