nascar aloe 

The Craziest Person On The Internet Who Makes Hardcore Music, Known For His Liberty Spikes Hairstyle

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nascar aloe by c6m October 25, 2019

NASCAR Fan 

1.) One who considers turning left a sport.
2.) One who consumes Pabst Blue Ribbon while watching aforementioned "sport".
3.) One who has never heard of WRC, or otherwise cannot comprehend the sheer magnitude of WRC's inherent superiority over NASCAR.
4.) One who fails to realize that the automotive world is far bigger than just Ford, GM, and Daimler-Chrysler.
5.) One who takes offense when Dale Earnhardt Jr. is exposed as a media-whoring redneck bastard with no talent.
6.) One who may possibly have been or is currently in a sexual relationship with a blood relative.
7.) One who should be murdered on-sight, preferrably with a blunt object salvaged from a Toyota parts bin.

Shut up, NASCAR Fan, before I say something really mean.

NASCAR Fan by Ninja Disaster March 5, 2005

NASCAR driver 

Someone who turns left for a living.

NASCAR drivers can't turn right.

NASCAR driver by DC10 dude November 5, 2014

Nascar style 

Nascar lovers favorite sexual position. Others refer to it as doggie style

Hey honey, lets do it Nascar style so we can both watch the race.

Nascar style by Spango November 22, 2007

nascar nap 

A nap taken during a NASCAR race. Usually done around lap 25 in anticipation of waking up for the final 25 laps.

"Man I got hammered during lap 25 of Daytona. I just had to take a quick nascar nap until lap 175."

nascar nap by HDog February 18, 2008

NASCAR Thumb 

a medical condition that appears after playing NASCAR video games for a long period of time. Caused by pushing the joystick constantly to the left.

Chris, after playing NASCAR the Game 2011 for 6 hours on Xbox 360 had a severe case of NASCAR thumb.

NASCAR Thumb by kkfan9194911984 April 18, 2011

NASCAR Dad 

Middle-aged blue-collar male tending toward conservatism. An updated term to counter soccer mom. See also NASCAR Dads.

It is no surprise to note the influence of the coveted NASCAR dad vote to the successful election of King George.

NASCAR Dad by kinsmed May 3, 2005