Going Martha Coakley 

Failing in a situation when you have everything set up for you to succeed; requires an enormous amount of incompetence and stupidity. A legitimate epic fail; something that only happens to a complete moron. Refers to the 2010 Massachusetts senate race where Martha Coakley ran one of the worst campaigns and saw an almost default Democratic seat lost to a Republican.

Person 1: How did we lose to the JV team?! We're on the Varsity! We should have won by 50!

Person 2: Dude, I know. I was worried we might become an example of Going Martha Coakley.

Person 1: God, I feel like such a failure. We had everything we needed to win.

Going Martha Coakley by Pat the Bat January 19, 2010

Dirty Martha 

Noun: A crafty, creative project or product that is risqué or lewd in nature. Named for Martha Stewart, queen of domesticity and creativity (who might be in touch with her inner bad girl...she HAS been to the big house).

I decided to do a dirty Martha and made a batch of penis-shaped cookies to impress my friends.

Dirty Martha by Naughty Counselor October 24, 2008

Oh Martha 

An exclamation said in response to anything stupid or sexual.

"Bring it around back"

"Oh Martha"

Oh Martha by ILikeDoom July 22, 2016

Uncle Martha

When something is unclear and can change meaning relative to other concepts

Uncle Martha's mom and pop shop makes the best spanakopita outside of Greece.

Uncle Martha by greekfreak01 December 6, 2016

The Martha Jones Effect 

The misdirected rage generated by fans of a particular character when that character is killed off or replaced by someone else. Often the rage prevents them from giving a fair opinion of the new character. Originates from the BBC series Doctor Who, when fan favorite Rose Tyler was replaced with Martha Jones.

Example #1

“I hate Martha Jones so much!”

“Why?”

“Because she isn’t Rose Tyler!”

Example #2

“I hate Clara Oswin Oswald!”

“Why?”

“Because she isn’t Rory and Amy!”

“That’s the Martha Jones effect.”

The Martha Jones Effect by flashwildecard January 3, 2014

Slippery Martha 

(n) When a man mounts a woman and sprays maple syrup into her orifice. Causing a Slippery Martha feeling of Canadian pleasure.

"Man, I got on top of that girl and shot my maple syrup load onto her back! She was one slick bitch!"

"Ill!! What a Slippery Martha!"

Slippery Martha by Slippery Martha Master June 4, 2009

big martha 

like a vagina, like a fatass coochie🫦

damn i just shaved BIG MARTHA

big martha by baby shawty July 4, 2023