something you get when you are excited about something that has to do with crafting and/or home gardening; also, something you get when you are surrounded by a larger-than-average amount of crafts and/or home gardening supplies
by sneakypete08 May 19, 2008
A women who gets so turned on that her vagina will become hard, instead of wet.
A term used when Martha Stewart got sent to prison.
A term used when Martha Stewart got sent to prison.
Oh my god, last night I saw Jeff swimming and i got a Martha Boner.
Dude, i f****d a girl last night, and she had a Martha Boner!
Dude, i f****d a girl last night, and she had a Martha Boner!
by Scorpionflame101 August 25, 2008