fuck turd 

When completing anal sex, the male removes his member and discovers fecal matter on the tip.

I got done pounding her brown-eye, only to pull out and see a fuck turd stuck to the end of my dick.

fuck turd by denversolo November 22, 2010

Polishing a Turd

A white girl or woman projecting contentment, happiness or even smug self-satisfaction with her life choices, despite the nagging fear that hooking up with Tyrone, resulting in her having an Amerimutt mixed raced child was not in her best interest. Never-the-less she continues with the facade, with smiles and even perhaps marriage, while she watches her girlfriends land high status white men and produce fair skinned, flowing haired children with higher IQs.

Did you here what happened to Jen? No. She got knocked up....by a guy named....Tyrone! Can you believe it? No way. She had everything in college. Yeah..they are getting married to, I heard. You do know 50% of all marriages end in divorce right? I know, I know. LOL. She better polish that turd until it shines because there ain't much hope for landing another guy if they divorce. Polishing a Turd! *laughter*. I never heard that one before. *more laughter* Another one for the dust bin huh? It sure looks that way. LOL LOL LOL.....So what are you going to order for lunch? A white guy with a job!! *raucous laughter*. OMG...you're so bad, I mean really. Poor Jen. *more laughter*

Polishing a Turd by ika tan June 5, 2018

plano turd 

Just a normal pile of shit.

Bob: Hey you alright in there?
Joe: Yeah its just a plano turd nothing special.

plano turd by A.B.L.E.T. May 13, 2006

sleeping turd 

A turd which is not noticed when encountered, but presents evidence of its existence at a later time.

P1> Damn, What the hell is that stink?
P2> I think it's my backpack. I must have set it down on a sleeping turd when we were at the park.

sleeping turd by Bob Jr. October 24, 2003

Trailer Turd

The oh so familiar & noxious aromas emanating from the most well known trailer in the park.

My family members are mostly a bunch of rednecks & white trash. We've even won the admiration of our friends & enemies by winning the recent trailer turd contest. The judges scored our trailer over two blocks from where it rests because the aroma was more than sufficient from that point.

Trailer Turd by Dr_Jeff_PhD October 9, 2012

rat turd

A very small type of Thai chile pepper with an appearance similar to rat droppings; extremely fiery hot!

If you put a rat turd in your recipe, your Thai red curry will be very spicy.

rat turd by pentozali December 28, 2005

nail turd

When a lady is putting one or more fingers up their lovers rectum. Deep swirling , fingers curling and circular motions will help to get the best effects for this.
Once the rectum becomes sore, remove finger/fingers to examine and sniff the nail turd.
Extra points to eat the prize.

"Hey big boy, look at the nail turd i got tonight!"
"Have you been eating seafood again??"

nail turd by smackypap February 4, 2007