joshua mower 

an absolute twat. wanna be theatre kid who sucks at everything. even his friends at his high school call him a twat

your as emo as a Joshua mower

joshua mower by bill shakespear January 25, 2018

Lawn Mower 

Pot head who smokes all the weed at the kickback and never repays you

"Did you see andi smoke all of cj's weed"?
"Yeah man that guy's a fuckin lawn mower"

Lawn Mower by Harold Oscar March 3, 2018

fucked moped 

when you buy a moped off a dodgey man round the back of big chan's chinese food place, and it breaks 3 weeks later.

look at my new whip mate

what? that is one fucked moped.

fucked moped by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

je moeder 

je moeder is een typische nederlands scheldwoord dat wordt gebruikt om mesen minder waardig te laten voelen

jan en sem hebben ruzie en opeens zegt jan sem je moeder is fucking gay en toen zei sem nou dat vindt ik echt niet aardig.

je moeder by stijnterhaar948 March 21, 2019

Lawn Mower 

A machine used by your neighbors that IS SO GODDAMN LOUD I SWEAR TO GOD IT UNLEASHES 69420 SCREAMING DEMONS FROM HELL

It also cuts grass.

Person 1: I was going to fix my sleep schedule but the person next to us is using a lawn mower.
Person 2: Yep, that's life for you.

Lawn Mower by ThatBOIIIIIIIII December 15, 2019

Minnesota Mower

The act of grabbing your partners legs, while partner remains faced down, arms extended. You forcefully thrust your member into them while pushing them like a wheel barrel until their arms give out, resulting in rug burn on the forehead.

kimmie was so excited to do yard work but it was raining so Captain D gave her the Minnesota mower to fulfill her needs.

Minnesota Mower by Captain D’s salty solutions! October 28, 2020

Lawn Mower Laugh 

A lawn mower laugh is a type of guardrail screech that sounds like a car starting.

This is a lawn mower laugh.Says a joke,"NH NH NH NH NH" SO FUNNY "NH NH NH NH NH"

Lawn Mower Laugh by Un-Virgined Oil April 7, 2021