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The Earl's Delightful Tea Mask

When you're wearing a kilt and squat over someone's face, with your balls near their mouth, and then fart.
It's bad enough you tackled him, worse that you did it while wearing a kilt, but did you really need to give him the Earl's Delightful Tea Mask?

Dirty Earl 

Proper Noun;1) The illest of the ill, dopest of the dope, king of men.
ex. How did you get that black eye?

I was caught in the middle of a dirty earl.
ex.2. We are going to be late for work! Dirty earl.
Dirty Earl by ner121 June 15, 2020

flaming earl 

when someone dumps pure alc. on a dildo and shoves it up there ass.
Peter gave himself a flaming earl.
flaming earl by shanksta March 22, 2005

big earl 

1.Large steroid using greasy girl consumed by lifting more weight than most men.
2.Insanely strong power-lifting female.
3.The chanting of the name Big Earl as a women powerlifts, if done correctly it sounds like Big Girl...
Everyone in the gym gathered around her and began to chant "Big Earl! Big Earl! Big Earl!" as she strained to squat 495 lbs. setting a new gym record for women.
big earl by Word Dr. February 26, 2006

dirty earl gray

taking a loose dump & droping your balls into the soup & tea baggen your girl this is usually reserved for old guys with a nut job.
after hitting the head my balls were cold so warmed them the best way i knew how i gave my girl a Dirty Earl Gray.