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Asshole Face 

A white male of the MAGA persuasion, sporting a mustache and goatee, often in the company of or married to a Karen. Prefers to drive a lifted truck and can be seen in cutoff sleeves and sunglasses.
This asshole face just about ran me over while scream at me about all live matter.
Asshole Face by PDXcatsdad August 11, 2020

Asshole Motorboating 

The act of someone putting their nose in their partner's asshole, and they fart, creating a dirtier alternative to motorboating.
Dude, I was totally motorboating this milf, and we wanted to take it to the next level. Meet asshole motorboating suckas!
Asshole Motorboating by kitlinski September 28, 2020

Assholebergers

A hoax condition for someone whose behavior presents as Asbergers Syndrome, but technically hasn't been clinically diagnosed with Asbergers.
If I didn't know you were such a huge asshole, I'd swear you had Assholebergers.
Assholebergers by TheButcher39 October 16, 2020
An asshole is arrogant, abrasive and smart, but he is not disingenuous. He may be fully aware that he is an asshole and he may take pride in it.
Bill Maher is an asshole.
Asshole by Bbag05 October 19, 2020

assholetahism 

When someone suffers from being an incredible asshole all the time.
I thought Jim was in a bad mood, but I was wrong, he suffers from assholetahism.
assholetahism by Xam72128 October 22, 2020