bloody wanker

somebody that masterbates every day

shut up you bloody wanker...and go download some porn

bloody wanker by the fart mstr April 15, 2008

walker 

A facebook wall-stalker. Someone who comments on everything you post on your wall.

Katie: Ugh this guy is such a walker, he comments on all my stuff!

walker by joeiscoffee December 31, 2009

wanker 

1. A wholly undesirable and/or annoying person (usually male).
2. Someone who frequently masturbates or "wanks".

1. "That Paul fellow, he's a bit of a wanker."
2. "Simon, he's a wanker don't you know?"

wanker by Mernard May 17, 2006

wake up! time to die 

Expression frequently used when working with a slow working computer. From Leon's line in Blade Runner.

Come on, you useless hunk of plastic and silicon, load the sucker! Hurry up and wake up! time to die!

wake up! time to die by Fearman November 24, 2007

Wake and Bake 

Wake and Bake is when you have a sweet bowl and a cup o' joe. Or the equivalent to caffeine.

I love to wake and bake with French Roast and Thai.

Wake and Bake by Dragonfly Fairrie February 9, 2008

The Walker, Texas Ranger

While doing a girl doggystyle, you pull it out, turn her around, look her in the eyes, and say "I'm Chuck Norris bitch" - you then roundhouse kick her in the boobs and piss on her face, then you say "Your under arrest."

Nick performed the Walker, Texas Ranger on Alex's sister.

The Walker, Texas Ranger by BTNJ August 30, 2008

design-wanker 

A designer who draws square holes for round screws
dosnt know left from right or back from front.
Draws all designs in an unknown format
AKA a Sayer

Robbie what is that supposed to be you fucking design-wanker.

design-wanker by Jono February 16, 2005