Completition 

The act of treating a test, usually of skill or knowledge, as if it were timed and/or a race. This occurs most typically in an academic setting, but can be seen elsewhere, as in IQ or personality tests. The winner of a completition can be determined either by the fastest time, the best score or results, or most commonly a combination of the two.

Hortense: How'd you do on the Calc test, Biff? I pulled out a B+.

Biff: Eh, I got a B-, but I was the first one done by fifteen minutes. I totally won the completition.

Completition by Hybrid Raj March 30, 2011

competence 

The art of performing a simple or non-simple task without fucking everything up

Our college notes were written by someone who clearly hasn't got competence

competence by SaucerPilot May 19, 2016

competent 

Having the skill and knowledge needed for a particular task; capable.

Any competent lawyer can draw up a will.

competent by Larstait November 10, 2003

and now for something completely different 

A phrase coined by the British comedy troupe Monty Python. It is used to signify the arrival of something that is, indeed, completely different from whatever had been going on previously.

See also: Pythonesque comedy.

The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Llamas are larger than frogs.

Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Look out, there are llamas!

And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his nose.

and now for something completely different by NeNay July 18, 2005

yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus 

Basically, an abortion except its memed

When your friend says completely out of context "yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus."

yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus by Rawhidelamp February 25, 2019

competent 

Being able to do things well.

Donald wasn't competent at business. He went bankrupt thrice.

competent by Ereck Flowers July 2, 2016

Do you compete? 

Asking someone if they compete implies their physique is nice and enough for a physique competition.

This is the highest form of compliment. Popularized by Soosh, this is a sure fire way to get a rockets number.

"Hey do you compete?"

"Haha, no but maybe some day, what's your instagram?"
"@Chaz_is_poor"

Do you compete? by Chazizpoor February 17, 2021