Justin Jeffrey Hedquist 

The loser who's best friend's dad had to kill himself in a car accident because he snitched on the ghettoist kid alive.

Person 1: Lol did the nigger just kill himself

Person 2: Lmao prolly pulled a Justin Jeffrey Hedquist lol

Justin Jeffrey Hedquist by Justin gives blow jobs to men December 7, 2021

justle 

verb) when a man's testicles are fondled during anal sex

Chris, Louie, Blake, Thom, Gerard, and Craig justled each other in the sex train

justle by memory's shadow January 22, 2012

justin bieper 

when your alarm clock plays (for NO APPARENT REASON) A justin bieber song. Also, if your alarm clock wears purple sunglasses, shoes, or shirt (unlikely).

The normal click wouldn't shut the justin bieper up, so I took a baseball bat and smashed it to bits.

justin bieper by dab52 August 16, 2012

i just busted a fat nut earlier today 

when you busted a fat nut earlier today.

Yo, I just busted a fat nut earlier today!

i just busted a fat nut earlier today by xray489 March 21, 2021

i'm just sayin'

A phrase that is used when someone is offended by something you said. This phrase then removes all the offensiveness of the previous statement, making it all good.

Ryan: That chick has nice tits!
Rob: Damn, that's my sister!
Ryan: I'm just sayin'
Rob: Oh, okay, it's cool.

i'm just sayin' by Ryan OVB August 14, 2005

What the fuck did I just read? 

A question that you ask yourself after browsing Urbandictionary for prolonged periods of time.

Warning - prolonged browsing of Urbandictionary may result in you knowing things that you really wish you could unknow, and in some extreme cases, may lead to Mega Ultra Super Aneurysm.

search "1000000000th base" just up there in the search bar if you really want the "What the fuck did I just read?" experience. It's some really vile shit, so you HAVE been warned.

What the fuck did I just read? by Fruitfly April 13, 2014

Justin Bieber fan 

Slang for the words Crazy, horny, psychotic, etc.
I'm not even kidding! Some Justin Bieber fans dry humped and MADE OUT with the ground he walked on, fed a POSTER of him, HAD SEX with a poster of him, kissed and GAVE HEAD to a cardboard cut out of him, and people even tweeted sexually explicit things to him on twitter, and one fan put a pic of him on a blow-up doll and had sex with it. One girl cut of someone's hair because they called him gay , one girl CARVED HIS NAME in her arm, one fan asked Santa for Justin Bieber's cum for Christmas. Not to mention the retarded "cut for bieber" on social media. Wtf.

Justin Bieber fan: OMGGGGG F**K ME JUSTIN PLSSSSS

That isn't even a exaggeration of a Justin Bieber fan. If you see one on public, make sure you have pepper spray on you, if not, RUN

Justin Bieber fan by a fallen star xxx January 18, 2019