Beating James Spader

When you quickly masterbate, trying to finish in a short amount of time. Quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.

In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.

I'm skipping lunch and "Beating James Spader". To hell with the meeting I'm "Beating James Spader" today.

Beating James Spader by FelixM13 September 9, 2009

Fur-bearing trout 

A rare, nearly extinct breed, the Furbearing Trout is from the Artikdannder genus of fish and is found in the arctic lakes north of the 72nd parallel. Its diet consists primarily of ice-worms and fod. Sometimes confused with the more common Alpino-Pelted Trout.

That's cooler than a Fur-bearing Trout!

Fur-bearing trout by Jeffrey Hicken January 3, 2007

Beating One Out 

To masturbate aggressively, usually with a penis.

Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway

PublicSafety: Open up! There's been a noise complaint.

Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.

PublicSafety: Carry on.

Beating One Out by definitelynottheghostofmichael October 28, 2018

blading 

just as a man who is vibing can be couch-locked or stuck, one can also traveling through his mind at accelerated speeds. This is often to his discomfort, as usually once it reaches this plateau it becomes difficult to maintain control. The same man may also be, simultaneously, "wildin."

bro 1: "oh god, oh no. ahhhhh"
bro 2: "bro you need to slow down, you're going wayyy too fast."
bro 1: "I can'ttt. im blading, fam. im straight up zooming."

blading by blading forefather August 11, 2022

Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky 

Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.

Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.

Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.

Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky by cutebabe8374 May 6, 2010

Bender Bending Rodrieguez

A robot from futurama, second funniest character on the show.

Bender Bending Rodrieguez: Shut up Zoidberg, the robot bending events are starting! The robots flex their robot muscles. Something tells me I could easily beat those trained professionals.

Bender Bending Rodrieguez: An open casting call for child robots? Tinny Tim? Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Tinny Tim: What's that sir?

Bender Bending Rodrieguez: That I, Bender, am perfect for the role!

Tinny Tim: You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir! He raises his crutch. Bravo!

Bender Bending Rodrieguez by Teh_Prezel June 11, 2006

Muffler Bearings 

Contrary to popular belief, muffler bearings do exist, just ask your local dodge stealth or mitsubisi gt3000 owner. Although a popular prank to pull on the not so automotive savy muffler bearings are located inside the muffler, in order to operate a flap which opens and closes depending on the exhaust flow directing flow back into the turbo. Due to inconvienience (carbon/other buildup often jammed the bearings causing noise and poor performance) the bearings are only found on older models.

Hey go into the garage and grab the blinker fluid and spare muffler bearings!

Muffler Bearings by carCHICKknows April 4, 2009