Peyton Manning 

a very good QB for the Colts. Many people on here say he's a choker, but its the team that chokes. Tom Brady appears to be better because he has a better team, when in reality, Manning and Brady have equal talent. People who hate on him for his commercials are just jealous because their QB doesn't get asked to do commercials. Manning still has a Superbowl win in him, probably more.

Peyton Manning is a beast. Some people are just so jealous. It makes me sad for them.

Peyton Manning by lAcEyIsCoOl August 8, 2011

Nick Manning It 

This term originated saturday night, when the poor form of Nick Mann rejected a good looking girl for roots. From here on out the term Nick Manning It can refer to any occasion of poor form; however, mainly referring to occasions involving girls and hand/gobbies/roots.

Nick Manning It can also refer to any time a Scotchy doesn't uphold the ladsy chapter of Scotch College.

Hot Chick: Fancy a fuck?
Some Guy: No.
Later that day...
Sammy C: Did you about hear that one guy, he was Nick Manning It big time.

Not hooking up with your girlfriend after months of dating her whilst going to scotch. - Nick Manning It.

Nick Manning It by LolHeFailedBig June 22, 2009

eli manning 

Opposite of Pat Tillman; self centered, spoiled. Whereas Pat Tillman asked "What can I do for my country?" Eli Manning asks "What can you do for me?" More specifically, Eli Manning asks Daddy to ask you what you can do for Eli.

Pronoun: Better not spoil your son or he'll end up like Eli Manning!

Verb: I'm going to Eli Manning my boss today. Either he obeys my Daddy's orders and gives me a raise or my Daddy will get me another job.

eli manning by kyle May 12, 2004

peyton manning 

Biggest faggot on the face of the earth! he is over-rated in the nfl by like 100...he has the biggest forehead in the league. Peyton is a god damn redneck and his mouth is so crooked its on the side of his face.

"peyton manning calling the play on the line...manning FIRES ONE DOWN TO.....oh what do ya kno..the second biggest fag in the world...MARVIN HARRISON....again.

peyton manning by legendx05 January 26, 2006

manning 

a "manning" is some one who thinks that they are cool but are usually not. they can usually be seen with a skateboard and depsite after 3-4 years havnt really mastered it.

1: look at that ass trying to skate over there!
2: looks like a manning to me!
1: lol what a tool.

manning by ilovetehkiddies August 25, 2009

Peyton Manning 

1) NFL Quarterback that often chokes in the playoffs. Some losers think he is better than Brady who has been very successful in the playoffs.
2) cocksucker
3) fag

Doesn't that cock-sucking fag look like manning.. wait, he is Peyton Manning!!

Peyton Manning by bradyrules January 18, 2010

eli manning 

aka Eli "I Want My Mommy" Manning. A semi talented quarterback who did not wean off his mothers teat until he turned 22 years old. Also dependent on his father to make decisions for him. Not to mention he cannot own up to his own mistakes.

Guy 1: Man, I don't know what to do? I don't know how to face my girlfriend and tell her I don't want to be with her anymore?
Guy 2: Why don't you ask your dad to break up with your girl for you?
Guy 1: Great idea, dude! I am so gonna pull off an Eli Manning!

eli manning by ghosthunter September 29, 2005